The World of Mr. Mo'Kelly

  • By Popular Demand: The Force is Strong in Steve Harvey (2007)

    Readers requested a re-post of this Mo’Kelly Report Classic. DONE! 11.21.2007 Mo’Kelly personally likes Steve Harvey. Steve has never been anything other than kind, gracious and accommodating to Mo’Kelly over the years. And as a fellow man of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity, I respect him on a deeper level than most would casually understand. While…

  • Mo’Kelly Warms Up Steve and Mary Harvey Joke Machine (Picture)

    THIS JUST IN: Steve Harvey slated to be intervied by CNN’s Anderson Cooper. This is about to get really, really ugly. Or uglier… In Mo’Kelly’s editorial yesterday, he admonished both Steve and Mary to “cool it” or the jokes would follow.  A Mo’Kelly spy sent word (and schedule) of Mary’s SLEW of interviews (radio and…

  • Steve and Mary Harvey – Get it Together and Quickly

    Wynton Harvey is 13 years old. If any of us remembers what it was like to be 13; it’s acne, it’s adolescence and all of a physiological changes which accompany it. It’s discovering the opposite sex (and for some) discovering the same sex. Ultimately, it’s the beginning of the life journey towards finding one’s way…

  • Eddie Long’s Jheri Curl Lacefront Wig Gives Interview (VIDEO)

    Well, the headline on CNN reads that Bishop Eddie Long “breaks his media silence,” but it is misleading.  The only thing REALLY talking in this video is his jheri curl, lacefront toupee and it is screaming something awful.  Bishop Long didn’t say much about anything. But the hair piece…spoke VOLUMES!  Who is his barber/wig stylist?! …

  • Bristol Palin Cancels Sex Lecture at University

    Mo’Kelly couldn’t write this news if his life depended on it.  Anytime college students threaten to boycott and protest a young woman coming to their university to talk about sex (abstinence or not)…you know you people think very lowly of you. FULL TMZ STORY HERE. Bristol Palin is officially persona non grata at Washington U…

  • God Bless Sarah Palin, God Bless America

    God bless Sarah Palin. She is the gift that keeps on giving, the Sunday comic strip that keeps adding frames the following Monday through Saturday and the wind beneath Mo’Kelly’s wings. God bless Sarah Palin and God bless America. There are some days when it seems all is lost; that the general public seems altogether…

  • Rahm Emanuel – Ineligible to Run for Mayor (OOPS!)

    A word to the wise.  If you ever should be Chief of Staff to the President of the United States and decide to resign so you can pursue some “other” job…ANY other job… At least make sure you’re ELIGIBLE to take the job.  At least make sure you don’t disqualify yourself before you even officially…

  • Rick Santorum Goes Racial on Obama Re: Abortion (VIDEO)

    This is another one of those times when Mo’Kelly “could” lay out some beautiful editorial, complete with well-crafted arguments on the double-standards of American politics, specifically those of the Republican party. But why…sometimes the simplest point should stand on its own. Santorum, the former Pennsylvania senator attempted to connect some unrelated dots, argued in effect…

  • History Shows – Halle Berry ‘Works’ as Young Aretha Franklin

    (Yes, Mo’Kelly already knows this is not the popular opinion right now.  But since when has Mo’Kelly gone with conventional wisdom or striven to ride the consensus bus?) Aretha says she wants Halle for the part. Aretha now says she has Halle for the part. Halle’s public remarks indicate she’s reticent to play the role…

  • Sarah Palin – Rising Unpopularity?!

    Imagine that, Sarah Palin is becoming more and more unpopular.  In her ongoing defiance to not “shut up” she is reaping the rewards. Expect her to launch her own daily radio/TV commentary program in the coming days and take her place alongside Rush and Glenn.  Seriously, this is the direction in which she’s headed. Her…

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