The World of Mr. Mo'Kelly

  • FBI Arrests Man Threatening to Murder Nancy Pelosi

    (No word on whether he was a member of the Tea Party…wink, wink) STORY HERE (From Yahoo/AP) WASHINGTON – The FBI arrested a northern California man Wednesday for allegedly making threatening phone calls to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi over health care reform, law enforcement officials told The Associated Press. Charges against the man have yet…

  • Tea Party and Racism…Lovers and Friends

    Every now and then Mo’Kelly gets emails arguing that the Tea Party doesn’t have racist undertones.  Not often, just every now and then.  The argument usually made is that they are fighting “in principle” against the expansion of government and spending… “Theoretically.” Oh, ok…then explain these “slices” of Tea Party life…after all of 3 minutes…

  • Teabonics…Why Teabaggers and Crayons Don’t Mix

    No, Mo’Kelly can’t claim authorship of this post.  Here is a link to 10 of the funniest Teabagger signs, complete with crayons, crappy spelling and other random acts of extreme ignorance. With ignorance such as the kind featured in the accompanying photos, OF COURSE they’re easily lead, or in this case misled.  Mo’Kelly hasn’t laughed…

  • Criminal Girls with 20 Pearls – The IRS Invades AKA Headquarters!

    Mo’Kelly (like everyone else) thought maybe it was an April Fools joke.  But it has come from a number of reliable sources that the Internal Revenue Service has been camped out at the Chicago headquarters of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority for the better part of a week. No editorial commentary to be made.  When the…

  • Howard Stern Disses Jamie Foxx and Hints at Foxx Homosexuality

    Mo’Kelly will let the audio speak for itself… First is Howard Stern, then Jamie Foxx and the Foxxhole crew riffing on Howard Stern.  Honestly, Mo’Kelly doesn’t know who to root for or against in this pissing match.  But if they both somehow lose, it’s all good. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiOVP6h5eY8] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUf0wb8ozN0] RELATED: Claudia Jordan (of The Foxxhole) Lays…

  • Pat Sajak – On the Health Care Debate?! Really?!

    Mo’Kelly did a triple-take when he read the following editorial…Opposed to Obamacare?  Then You Must Be a Racist.  Given it was published on a conservative website, it wasn’t hard to figure out the sarcasm and just what conclusion would be awaiting at the end of the column. In truth, the writer could’ve simply begun and…

  • Dear Michael Steele – There’s No Sex in the Champagne Room

    For all those questioning whether RNC Chairman Michael Steele was a “Brutha”…wonder no more.  He allegedly likes to make it rain…Republican style. (Seriously, Mo’Kelly has partied and hung out with Steele before…this is absolutely NOT shocking in the least.) From Huffington Post: The Daily Caller‘s Jonathan Strong has basically won the morning with a story…

  • Black Electorate…Time to Grow Up (Or Go to Your Room)

    It’s time to grow up Black people. It’s time to put away those childish things if we wish to sit at the grown folks table instead of the kiddie one. Let’s be honest, for a wide swath of Black America, the 2008 election season was the first that many of us watched for its full…

  • Meet Felton Newell and the Dubious L.A. Political Machine Opposing Him

    You have to love politics in all of its gory splendor.  The elected officials, charged with the stewardship of our communities locally and nationally often engage in questionable if not outright criminal behavior.  More times than not, these same individuals maintain office for years if not decades, relying more as time goes by on name…

  • Jon Stewart Destroys Glenn Beck Conspiracies (VIDEO)

    This guy is simply brilliant. You can have writers to provide material, but you can’t write this type of delivery. Absolute brilliance and on point. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOku6QP4UM] [Stay tuned…the new mrmokelly.com website is coming to you in 2010.  Set your browsers now.] The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at…

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