The World of Mr. Mo'Kelly

  • Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Jail (VIDEO) About Damn Time

    Mo’Kelly can’t run down the list of all the times she’s been arrested and slapped with probation (not from memory at least, but there’s always wikipedia…see below).  But in this video you will see that the judge has set aside probation and sentenced her to three consecutive 30-day sentences (not concurrent) for a total of…

  • Mo’Kelly Commercial Pick – Hillshire Farm Brat – GO MEAT!

    Yes, Hillshire Farm has cut out the middle man when it comes to tailgating.  No need to buy links AND beer…just create links marinated in beer.  But besides that, the commercial is very, very funny.  If you’ve ever been to a Black club or houseparty/college party…you know where this comes from. Actually, I think there’s…

  • Stopthedrugwar.org Rebuts The Mo’Kelly Report

    Very good piece by Associate Editor Scott Morgan.  Here is an excerpt: Our marijuana laws have never, and will never, be enforced fairly. The brutality of modern drug enforcement reaches every community, but if young white men were given criminal records and subjected to profiling and police harassment at the same rates as people of…

  • Criminal Girls w/ 20 Pearls: JUDGE RULES TO FORCE OPEN AKA’S BOOKS!

    Update: Click Here for the official judgment. Click HERE (and bookmark) for updates on appeals and motions filed. ____________________ Mo’Kelly just got word from multiple sources!  Former Supreme Basileus Julia Brogdon Purnell triumphed!  The books of Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority will be opened!  Supreme Basileus Barbara A. McKinzie will be compelled to open the books…

  • Criminal Girls w/ 20 Pearls: One Last Push to Open Books

    Former Alpha Kappa Alpha Supreme Basileus Julia Brogdon Purnell joined the organization in 1942…you know at the early portion of WWII.  In other words, her dedication to the organization is above reproach.  I can tell you that 68 years into my service to Omega Psi Phi…Mo’Kelly will not be filing writs to open the organization’s…

  • The NAACP: Smoking Blunts While Celebrating W.E.B. DuBois

    UPDATE: 2:35pm PDT – Sacramento minister blasts NAACP for public support of controversial marijuana decriminalization measure. Click HERE. UPDATE: 2:15pm PDT – Mo’Kelly just received a call from Mr. Hillary O. Shelton Director, NAACP Washington Bureau / Vice President for Advocacy today.  There will be a follow up to this piece as Mr. Shelton was…

  • California NAACP Backs Legalization of Marijuana

    Mo’Kelly’s not so sure about this one.  I’m going to have to really meditate on this one.  My first inclination is to be angry with the NAACP.  Lowering the bar so some of us can step over is not something I wish to support.  My first read says that “because more African-Americans are put in…

  • Yes, Mo’Kelly is Aware El DeBarge Performed at BET Awards

    Suffice it to say…Mo’Kelly’s phone was BLOWING up, text messages galore…wondering the obvious:  “would Mo’Kelly speak about El DeBarge’s performance at the BET Awards?” Number one…Mo’Kelly doesn’t watch the BET Awards, because Mo’Kelly doesn’t watch BET.  Haven’t done so in years.  Number two, Mo’Kelly has no personal grudge against El.  The only time Mo’Kelly  had…

  • Where Michael Vick Meets OJ Simpson

    Forbes magazine recently released its list of “The Most Disliked People in Sports” a survey of 1,100 people age 13 or older who are active in sports as either a player, coach, manager, broadcaster, agent or owner. Before we go further, let’s keep this honest.  It’s the “most-hated” poll.  It is what it is.  Don’t…

  • Aaron McGruder is Right About Tyler Perry…Even Though He’s Wrong

    Dr. Cornel West has often asserted that the late, great Richard Pryor was the “freest” Black man who ever lived. Not that I disagree with the noted philosopher and leading public intellectual, but I would like to also add that cartoonist and satirist Aaron McGruder deserves honorable mention. McGruder’s entertainment resumé has been decorated with…

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