The World of Mr. Mo'Kelly

  • You’re Welcome Republicans…Now Enjoy Your Doughnuts (PHOTO)

        The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published at The Huffington Post and EURWEB.com. For the most recent posts of Mr. Mo’Kelly, visit https://mrmokelly.com.  Mr. Mo’Kelly can be reached at [email protected]. Free Subscription to The Mo’Kelly Report HERE Follow The Mo’Kelly Report on Facebook  HERE Twitter – @mrmokelly 

  • Study – Most Women are Bisexual (and Most Men Approve)

    A new study reveals that women’s sexual preferences tend to be a gray area (yep, identity confusion wasn’t just for those college dorm days). In fact, researchers at Boise State University found that in a group of heterosexual women, 60 percent were sexually attracted to other women, 45 percent had kissed a woman, and 50…

  • NYPD Officer Taped Making ‘N*****’ Taunts and Racial Arrests

    A racial epithet-spewing NYPD cop was ordered held without bail Monday on charges of fabricating criminal charges against a black man on Staten Island. “I fried another n—–,” Officer Michael Daragjati crowed last April, according to a transcript of a phone conversation intercepted by the feds. “Another n—– fried, no big deal.” Assistant Brooklyn U.S. Attorney Paul Tuchman called Daragjati, who is…

  • GOP Goldfish Strategy – ‘Do as I Hate…Not as I Do’

    These are just some observations from my little hole in the wall. Mo’Kelly just wants to see how closely folks out there have been paying to the political discourse of recent months. Take away from these notes scribbled on the chalk board whatever you want, just know they are what they are. They, (the embedded…

  • Los Angeles Provides Inferior Education to Black and Brown Students (REPORT)

    LOS ANGELES — A 19-month civil rights investigation of the Los Angeles Unified School District found that the district failed to provide an equal education to English-learners and black students, resulting in wide academic disparities, the U.S. Department of Education announced Tuesday. The district, the nation’s second-largest, agreed to remedy the disparities through a variety…

  • Two Pregnant Women Start Knife-Fight with Two Other Women…in Hospital

    (Mo’Kelly has been sick this week…but will be back to the usual fare next week).  In the meantime, enjoy the absurdities of life.) A Philadelphia hospital room looked more like the scene of a bar brawl than a place of recovery Tuesday afternoon. Two pregnant women got in a knife fight with another woman and…

  • ‘Booty Lounge’ Stripper Bus Impounded…Imagine That (VIDEO)

    (CBS/AP)  DETROIT – Detroit police have impounded a party bus they say operated illegally as a strip club for reveling football fans at a popular tailgating spot. The Detroit News and WDIV-TV report that the “Booty Lounge” bus was parked Monday near Ford Field, where the Lions played the Chicago Bears. Police say it was…

  • Hash Brownies at a Funeral…for Senior Citizens? Only in L.A.

    Three senior citizens in Huntington Beach got more than they bargained for when they sampled some brownies at a memorial service. The sweets turned out to be pot brownies. The three seniors, all in their 70s and 80s, were admitted to the hospital Saturday, complaining of nausea, dizziness and an inability to stand without assistance,…

  • Mo’Kelly Commercial Pick – Degree MotionSense

    Mo’Kelly wasn’t ready for this commercial.  Deodorant commercials are rarely funny, opting more often to be practical and functional.  This gets to the heart of the matter. [yframe url=’http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwxhySdJ_2I’]   Other Commercial Picks – (For Full Series, Click HERE) FedEx – Two-Sided Paper Sonic Baja Dog Fruit of the Loom – ‘Flawless’ Huggies Leak Lock Samsung…

  • Man Pleads Guilty to (Wait for it…) …Passing Out Semen-Tainted Yogurt

    Mo’Kelly doesn’t write the news…he just posts it.   _______________ ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico grocery store worker has pleaded guilty to charges that he handed out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market. Anthony Garcia faced charges of adulterating food with semen and making false statements to federal investigators during a criminal…

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