Anyone who knows Mo’Kelly knows Mo’Kelly is against “saggin’” in any and all
forms.
Pull your damn pants up.
There is a full editorial coming, but check this garbage out below. Mind you, this was a “news” article on the homepage of a major news source. Any “news” article which highlights a PRODUCT, gives a PRICE and a place in which to PURCHASE the item is NOT news.
It’s an advertisement.
So not only is the content overwhelmingly offensive, it’s also being passed off as news.
And before anyone out there applauds this “ingenuity,” ignorance and its perpetuation are never to be celebrated. The person who “invents” the “hands-free crackpipe” to allow crackheads to smoke their crack while driving won’t be celebrated either.
“Story” HERE.
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NEW YORK — An inventor has an idea to help young men look cool — and keep their pants up.The waist strap with four vertical suspender straps is called “Subs,” short for Sub-spenders, and looks like a cross between a garter belt and suspenders.
“We’re constantly hiking and pulling,” inventor Andrew Lewis said. “There’s a point past even for them their jeans fall too low.” Users fasten Subs onto their pants and wear a shirt over them to hide the straps, although different colors are planned for those who prefer to flaunt their Subs.
They sell online for $30 at *************, though Lewis said Macy’s has asked to see samples.
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Mo’Kelly is all over this. This guy wants “publicity”…he’s going to get it and it won’t be anything nice…Andrew.
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One response to “Garter Sag Belts – When News ISN’T News”
This would not bother me much if a Major Retailer wasn't asking to see samples. Since Macy's MIGHT be interested, Now I'm Concerned. Without major backing, it could have just died out as another gimmicky internet product- like that waxed cardboard tube thing that was designed to give Women the "convenience" of being able to pee standing up.
But Macy's is big enough to glamorize the thing- and thus, the idiotic sub-culture behind it- on a national scale. And the same demographic that listens to the music might possibly popularize it and make it common.
That would be Epic Fail. Hopefully, the Macy's part is exaggeration.