8 Cent Condoms? (PHOTO)

Some things are NOT better when cheaper.  12 condoms for 99 cents?!  That breaks down to about 8 cents per condom.  Mind you, that’s the RETAIL value, AFTER mark up.  No, it’s not lost on Mo’Kelly the absurdity of the 99 cent pregnancy test right next to it.

But if (when) the pregnancy test fails, the consequences are far different than when the bargain basement condoms fail.

If you’re not willing to spend a few dollars to get a “real” condom, what’s the point.  An 8 cent condom are only useful for those trying to trick their dates…no joke.

The “lubricant” can’t be anything other than cooking oil and/or bacon grease.  There’s no spermicidal lubricant, you can best believe.

 

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One response to “8 Cent Condoms? (PHOTO)”

  1. XHale763 Avatar
    XHale763

    Good Afternoon Mr Kelly!
    I have always enjoyed your spot on the web! Thank you for giving us a real perspective on issues.

    Regarding the 8 cent condoms, here’s a thought. Could it be that the condoms were manufactured by a big name brand and sold as surplus to a no name brand company? Supermarkets and retailers, (e.g. Walmart) practice buying surplus and putting their own label on it.