Man Pleads Guilty to (Wait for it…) …Passing Out Semen-Tainted Yogurt

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Anthony Garcia

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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico grocery store worker has pleaded guilty to charges that he handed out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market.

Anthony Garcia faced charges of adulterating food with semen and making false statements to federal investigators during a criminal investigation. He made the plea Thursday in federal court in Albuquerque.

Garcia is accused of handing out the yogurt sample at a Sunflower Market in Albuquerque in January. Police say the 32-year-old man was linked to the yogurt through DNA samples.

Under the terms of his plea agreement, Garcia faces up to three years of imprisonment to be followed by three years of supervised release.

Sentencing has not been scheduled.

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3 responses to “Man Pleads Guilty to (Wait for it…) …Passing Out Semen-Tainted Yogurt”

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    Not that I liked yogurt generally…but I really have no desire to go buy it now…

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    Noladarling

    Mo. I have no words. This is utterly disgusting.

  3. Lynn Avatar
    Lynn

    Is he in this country legally?