Somebody, somewhere, somehow needs to construct the Groupie Hall of 
Fame. It should immortalize the “contributions” of those who’ve managed to disregard every moral and ethical standard in the pursuit of selfish gain. That same somebody who constructs it needs to make sure it has the associated enshrinement ceremonies, complete with speeches and remembrances of their “careers.”
Most importantly, somebody needs to make sure Alejandra Jackson is elected on the first ballot and a bronze bust (no pun intended) lives forevermore to acknowledge her life and legacy. She is the greatest groupie of all time.
Yes…of ALL time.
Her exploits surpass Pamela Des Barres, author of I’m with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie. She is more disreputable than Karrine Steffans and any of her supposed Confessions of a Video Vixen. Alejandra Jackson races to the bottom of this infamous list simply because her “tell-all” is already on full display, indisputable and unmatched. She doesn’t need to tell it all…it’s already a matter of public record.
If the name doesn’t ring a bell, Alejandra is the ex-wife of Jermaine and the ex-girlfriend of Jermaine’s brother Randy.
In that order.
She birthed two children and adopted a third with Jermaine and THEN birthed two children with Randy.
In that order…we think. Mo’Kelly has no DNA evidence to verify paternity of the aforementioned children, so the question of “overlap” is a reasonable one.
Wait, let’s back up.
During her “divorce” to Jermaine it was determined she was still legally married to one Nicolas Ray. According to multiple sources, the Ray marriage was to allow Alejandra to acquire legal, permanent residence in the U.S. So technically, Alejandra was never officially married to Jermaine…yet to this day still carries his last name. You are worthy of induction into the Groupie Hall of Fame to call two different Jackson brothers your “Baby Daddy,” yet also manage to carry the family name in the process.
If this were baseball, she’d be on her way to Cooperstown.
Football? One-way ticket to Canton.
Film? Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award.
Alejandra is a once in a generation “talent.”
Mo’Kelly does have some questions. Not sure of the answers but definitely has a few questions that need to be asked..
The boys Alejandra birthed between Jermaine and Randy…are they brothers, cousins, brosins or couthers?
How does a man and his “baby-mama” manage to adopt a child? Doesn’t the adoption agency walk into the Jackson family estate and immediately realize that “something’s not quite right?”
What do you call a woman who is both your mom and your auntie…”Momtie?” The flipside…what do you call the man who is both your dad and uncle? Duncle? It’s just all so confusing.
How do you bring the same woman “home to mom”…twice? How does it feel to be introduced as “the new girlfriend” to mom TWICE…yet by different sons on different occasions? How does THAT go over?
“Mom…meet my new girlfriend Alejandra…we’re in love!”
“But Randy…that’s Alejandra, your brother’s ex-wife, kinda sorta.”
(child enters room)
“Uncle Randy…why are you kissing my Mommy like that?”
(Randy ignores nephew and address Katherine)
“But Mom…I LOVE her and she’s pregnant with my child…your grandchild. I’m gonna be a DUNCLE!”
“Hi Katherine, I’m Alejandra…nice to meet you…again…kinda sorta. I’m BAAAACK!”
That has Ben Stiller/Fockers movie sequel written all over it; complete with obligatory uncomfortable dinner scene.
But wait, there’s more…
Alejandra alleges that “ex-husband” Jermaine owes more than $100,000 in back child support. This comes on the heels of the Michael Jackson estate asking a judge in January to remove Alejandra and her five kids from the family home. A hearing on whether Alejandra and clan must leave is set for March 15. Can’t wait to read THAT court transcript.
For all 3 of you out there ready to rain down tears of sympathy for Alejandra and her children, hold that thought. Matriarch Katherine reportedly also offered a condo for the “family,” provided Alejandra signed a confidentiality agreement.
She of course refused.
See, the confidentiality agreement would get in the way of her ability to efforts of late to parlay her branch of the Jackson family tree into a Reality TV deal…and a tell-all book of course.
Yes, why move into a lowly condo when you can live high on the hog at the Jackson estate and secure a Reality TV deal? If Alejandra has been anything, she’s been consistent.
If we look at Alejandra’s Hall of Fame career stats, here are the highlights.
- Married a random man only to obtain legal status in the United States
- Attempted to marry Jermaine Jackson while still married to random man (birthed two children, adopted third)
- “Divorced” Jermaine, then “dated” brother Randy (birthed two more children)
- Declined free house to instead further embarrass her children and Jackson family “sponsors” with Reality TV show
Anyone presumably can sleep with a celebrity or multiple celebrities. That’s no great accomplishment. Anyone can take those same experiences and turn them into a “tell-all” book. That’s been done time and time again. But nobody in the history of groupies has pushed out four children, adopted a fifth by way of two different brothers of the most famous family in entertainment history.
Nobody. Never in the history of non-existent self-worth.
Not only did she produce four children while marrying NEITHER brother, she managed to commandeer the Jackson last name and permanent free residence at the family estate. And just in case Katherine or anyone else had the crazy idea to call her ungrateful, she’s now going to flip her “misfortune” into a TV deal.
This is unprecedented in the history of depravity and women devoid of self-respect. She makes Octomom look like a soccer mom in comparison. Somebody, somewhere, somehow needs to put the Groupie Hall of Fame together and Mo’Kelly wants the whole nine when it’s completed: the bronze bust, the induction speech and the accompanying highlight reel. Alejandra “Jackson” has earned her spot as its most “celebrated” member. Nobody else even comes close.
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9 responses to “Hall of Famer Alejandra Jackson – The Full ‘Momtie’”
I think the two brothers are the stupid ones!They allowed this to go on for such a along time.She is so nasty, to sleep with them.she’s nothing but prostitute.
I thought she dated Randy first then Jermaine stole her. Anyway, it’s called swordcrossing.
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Contrary to the Margaret Maldonado Book, Alejandra was divorced by Randy Jackson prior to marrying Jermaine. Mama Katherine ” insisted that the kids stay with her until she could find another gravy train( Unfortunately her manipulative career destroying son’s death provided it! Now she wants to jettison everything for her new ( and more reliable ) source of funding.
P.S. Alejandra was married to Nicholas while married to both Randy and later, Jermaine.
The reason Jermaine divorced her was the fact that he found out that she was married. She keeps demanding more child support because the judge refuses to grant her spousal support.
Stick to the facts…
Birthing children by two brothers in any order is nasty…and that’s a fact.
Mo, you outdid yourself here. I laughed so hard it felt like aerobic exercise! The Jackson Family put the d in dysfunctional.
Thank you…what’s even funnier is that people want to “correct” me…saying she dated Randy “first.”
Like that matters?!
I don’t care if she was passed from “right to left” or “left to right”…that’s neither here nor there. The woman has children by two brothers and living at the Jackson estate and wants to parlay her foolishness into a TV show.
But people want to come in here and argue about whether it was “right to left” or “left to right.”
Are you serious?!
Exactly Mo and Randy was married to another woman while messing with Alejandra, MESSY! I wonder how MJ was related to these people.
It’s actually messier than you listed. First, Alejandra runs away from home South America, then she marries the first numbnut she finds. Then Randy sleeps with her and gets her pregnant (while being married him self to Eliza). Alejandra has the baby and moves into the Encino compound. Get’s pregnant again from Randy (she’s still married to this Nicolas guy). Randy comes to his senses and leave her alone. But this Donte’ kid comes along (no one seems to know which Jackson he belongs to, some say Joe!) Jermaine adopts with this trick, he then proceeds to have an affair with her, out pops two more kids. Note: while Jermaine was married to Hazel, he also had he’s other girlfriend pregnant (Margaret) so this twotimer don’t have no respect for himself or women!!