July, 2010

Set Your Clocks: Mo’Kelly to Interview Purnell Counsel Ruth Major

HERE is the INTERVIEW! Another exclusive from The Mo’Kelly Report… If the name Ruth Major rings a bell, it might have to do with the fact she is also counsel for Kenitra Shackelford in her wrongful [...]

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Jail (VIDEO) About Damn Time

Mo’Kelly can’t run down the list of all the times she’s been arrested and slapped with probation (not from memory at least, but there’s always wikipedia…see below).  But in this video you will see that the [...]

Mo’Kelly Commercial Pick – Hillshire Farm Brat – GO MEAT!

Yes, Hillshire Farm has cut out the middle man when it comes to tailgating.  No need to buy links AND beer…just create links marinated in beer.  But besides that, the commercial is very, very funny.  If [...]

Stopthedrugwar.org Rebuts The Mo’Kelly Report

Very good piece by Associate Editor Scott Morgan.  Here is an excerpt: Our marijuana laws have never, and will never, be enforced fairly. The brutality of modern drug enforcement reaches every community, but if young white [...]

Criminal Girls w/ 20 Pearls: JUDGE RULES TO FORCE OPEN AKA’S BOOKS!

Update: Click Here for the official judgment. Click HERE (and bookmark) for updates on appeals and motions filed. ____________________ Mo’Kelly just got word from multiple sources!  Former Supreme Basileus Julia Brogdon Purnell triumphed!  The books of [...]

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