The World of Mr. Mo'Kelly

Month: July 2010

  • Set Your Clocks: Mo’Kelly to Interview Purnell Counsel Ruth Major

    HERE is the INTERVIEW! Another exclusive from The Mo’Kelly Report… If the name Ruth Major rings a bell, it might have to do with the fact she is also counsel for Kenitra Shackelford in her wrongful termination case against the sorority.  As the Boule is set to begin in St. Louis July 11, there is…

  • Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Jail (VIDEO) About Damn Time

    Mo’Kelly can’t run down the list of all the times she’s been arrested and slapped with probation (not from memory at least, but there’s always wikipedia…see below).  But in this video you will see that the judge has set aside probation and sentenced her to three consecutive 30-day sentences (not concurrent) for a total of…

  • Mo’Kelly Commercial Pick – Hillshire Farm Brat – GO MEAT!

    Yes, Hillshire Farm has cut out the middle man when it comes to tailgating.  No need to buy links AND beer…just create links marinated in beer.  But besides that, the commercial is very, very funny.  If you’ve ever been to a Black club or houseparty/college party…you know where this comes from. Actually, I think there’s…

  • Stopthedrugwar.org Rebuts The Mo’Kelly Report

    Very good piece by Associate Editor Scott Morgan.  Here is an excerpt: Our marijuana laws have never, and will never, be enforced fairly. The brutality of modern drug enforcement reaches every community, but if young white men were given criminal records and subjected to profiling and police harassment at the same rates as people of…

  • Criminal Girls w/ 20 Pearls: JUDGE RULES TO FORCE OPEN AKA’S BOOKS!

    Update: Click Here for the official judgment. Click HERE (and bookmark) for updates on appeals and motions filed. ____________________ Mo’Kelly just got word from multiple sources!  Former Supreme Basileus Julia Brogdon Purnell triumphed!  The books of Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority will be opened!  Supreme Basileus Barbara A. McKinzie will be compelled to open the books…