January, 2010

Mariah ‘Explains’ Previous Sloshedness (Video)

Uh yeah…um…well, here is her explanation.  Take it and Patron with a grain of salt. The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at www.eurweb.com. It is meant to inform, [...]

Mariah Carey – SLOSHED At Awards Ceremony (Video)

You can now add lush to Mariah Carey’s extensive “entertainment” resume.  How one gets blasted and walks out on stage to give or receive an award is beyond Mo’Kelly.  Yes, there’s Kanye West but you’d think [...]

Gilbert Arenas Suspended Indefinitely by NBA (Damn Right!)

From ESPN.com __________ NEW YORK — NBA commissioner David Stern has indefinitely suspended Gilbert Arenas, saying the Washington Wizards guard is “not currently fit to take the court” for a game. (Mo’Kelly – BRAVO David, BRAVO) [...]

Tavis Smiley Announces End of State of the Black Union (Video)

The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at www.eurweb.com. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discourse…as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Blogburst. [...]

Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity Imposes Nationwide Membership Moratorium

STORY HERE WARNER ROBINS — There won’t be any new members of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity Inc. for the foreseeable future. An electronic letter sent to members by the fraternity’s general president, Herman “Skip” Mason Jr., [...]

Gilbert Arenas Guns – UNLICENSED (You Idiot!)

This from TMZ _________ NBA star Gilbert Arenas didn’t have a license to possess the guns he stored in his locker in D.C…. law enforcement sources tell TMZ. We’re told there were four guns in Arenas’ [...]

Gilbert Arenas Releases ‘Gun Apology’ Statement

“I appreciated the opportunity to meet with law enforcement officials today. As the person who caused this trouble in the first place, I thought it was my duty to be the first witness to come forward [...]

I Guess When ESPN Says it…It’s Somehow ‘News’

Let Mo’Kelly know if he’s reading “too much” into ESPN’s (writer Jemele Hill) “comparison” of Gilbert Arenas, Javaris Crittenton and Plaxico Burress. Yes, the ultimate “point” may be different, but it still runs too close to [...]

Six Million Dollar Man Does HEARING AID Commercials?!

This is just sad.  When Lee Majors (The Six-Million Dollar Man) is doing commercials for “bionic” hearing aids…Mo’Kelly is officially sad beyond expression.  Maybe he’ll do “bionic” walkers next. The Mo’Kelly Report is an [...]

Arenas, Javaris and Burress All Rhyme…What a Coincidence

Arenas, Javaris and Burress All Rhyme…What a Coincidence.  Hopefully that’s where the ultimate similarities will end. Probably not. On some occasions, Mo’Kelly’s job as an editorial columnist can be difficult. Sometimes, making a clear and concise [...]

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