Mo’Kelly has always said, when you the publicist become part of the story instead of your client…you the publicist have done something wrong.  Take publicist Roger Neal for example.

Mind you, Mo’Kelly was minding his own proverbial business, long-since moved on from discussing the Hall of Fame groupie career of one Alejandra Jackson.  For the uninitiated, she is the woman who alternates her Baby Mama duties between Randy and Jermaine Jackson.  Jackson matriarch Katherine Jackson wants her out of the Jackson compound and to sign a non-disclosure agreement.  Alejandra on the other hand has designs on turning the Jackson family dysfunction into another reality show.

Enter Roger Neal, publicist to the stars…

He took exception with Mo’Kelly’s editorial on the subject matter and then took it upon himself to start a Twitter war with Mr. Mo’Kelly.

Instead of saying “thank you” for the free coverage, the highly-read version which also ran in The Huffington Post, he couldn’t leave well enough alone.  He just HAD to become part of the story.

Stan Rosenfeld doesn’t get into Twitter beefs with bloggers/journalists.  Alan Nierob doesn’t either.  Howard Bragman…not a chance.

Lookie here Rog,

“Rog, we live in a world that has idiots, and society has to be guarded from them. Who’s gonna do it? You? Roger?  You Tito?

The Mo’Kelly Report has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Alejandra and you curse the The Mo’Kelly Report. You have that luxury.

And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because, deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you WANT me on the web, you NEED me on the web. We use words like harlot, groupie and baby-mama to describe Alejandra in order to tell the truth. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a pathway to a Reality TV paycheck.

I’d rather you just said “thank you” and been on your way.  Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think Mr. Mo’Kelly should do…”

(Mo’Kelly even pubbed your website and Twitter feed this time
Roger.  Can I get a lowly “thanks” for helping “your client” advance her uh…um, “career?”)

Sheesh…

But anytime you or Alejandra would like to debate the “issues” with Mr. Mo’Kelly…name the place and time. If you feel the need to come into The Mo’Kelly Report and defend the honor of one Alejandra Jackson, knock yourself out. Mo’Kelly understands you’re trying to generate pub for your client…but going toe-to-toe with Mo’Kelly in a war of wits is probably a bad idea. Whether she was passed from right-to-left or left-to-right in her “dating” of Randy and Jermaine is neither here nor there. But if you really, really want to go there…you have an open invitation.