Posts Tagged ‘WTF’

Nice to know that the city attorney’s office “likes to watch.”

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Um…uh…er uh…I got nothin’.

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In other news…Kanye West and Jay-Z celebrate the release of the new video to the single “N**** in Paris.”

Happy Black History Month.

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Not sure what to make of this.  There is a beer named…Sexual Chocolate and people are buying it.  Not Mo’Kelly…but somebody seems to be.

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WINSTON-SALEM, NC (WXII/CNN) – A large crowd gathered in North Carolina for a chance to buy a beer infused with chocolate.

“I am very warm in my coat. Had to skin a wookie to be here, it’s basically a walking sleeping bag,” said Oz Terry, a beer drinker.

Hundreds of beer fans came to downtown Winston-Salem, NC for a beer called Sexual Chocolate.

The first people came as early as Friday night after a long drive to wait for the release of the bottles at Foothills Brewery.

“Having fun, hanging out with great people, drinking great beer, having a good time,” said Evan Ruff, a beer drinker.

This local company has expanded in the last few months. They purchased several new brands, and a building to bottle and brew even more. But the focus is the cocoa infused beer that is made only once a year.

We’re really big on craft beer, decided to come here and meet everybody, get sexual chocolate release,” said Stephen Arthur, a beer drinker.

Sexual chocolate will be on tap at several local bars and restaurants.

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Story HERE.

Foothills Brewery HERE.

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Somehow, Mo’Kelly neither believes that this is the first time this particular cop planted

Jason Arbeeny

evidence nor believes that this is an isolated incident in law enforcement.

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NEW YORK — A New York City detective has been convicted of planting drugs on a woman and her boyfriend.

Brooklyn state Supreme Court Justice Gustin Reichbach found Jason Arbeeny guilty Tuesday of official misconduct, falsifying business records and submitting a false instrument for filing.

Arbeeny was a 14-year veteran of the NYPD who worked in the Brooklyn South unit.

Prosecutors said that Arbeeny planted a small bag of crack cocaine in 2007 on two unsuspecting victims.

He faces up to four years in prison.

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A new study reveals that women’s sexual preferences tend to be a gray area (yep, identity confusion wasn’t just for those college dorm days). In fact, researchers at Boise State University found that in a group of heterosexual women, 60 percent were sexually attracted to other women, 45 percent had kissed a woman, and 50 percent had fantasies about the same sex.

I fall into that 60 percent.

Sometimes when I catch myself staring at a beautiful woman in the grocery store, I wonder about my own sexuality. I’m not supposed to like girls! (At least according to society.) Would I date a woman? I’m not sure, but I am attracted to the beauty of other women — and they’re so much easier to understand psychologically than men. We girls form deep relationships through friendships, which some say are the basis of love. And personally I believe that emotional connection and physical attraction are linked — i.e., guys tend to get cuter in our eyes if they’re genuinely nice.

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(Mo’Kelly has been sick this week…but will be back to the usual fare next week).  In the meantime, enjoy the absurdities of life.)

A Philadelphia hospital room looked more like the scene of a bar brawl than a place of recovery Tuesday afternoon.

Two pregnant women got in a knife fight with another woman and a teenage girl inside a Pennsylvania hospital.

The reason for the fight is unknown to police, but all four women were apparently visiting the same man who was a patient in the hospital.

The surprising scuffle took place at Crozer-Chester Medical Center, located about a half hour drive from Philadelphia.

Though the man was recovering from a gunshot wound, he was was not the only one who needed to be cared after.

All four women were treated after the fight, though it seems the only wounds were inflicted on the non-pregnant women. All four women, who all remain unnamed, were promptly taken to police headquarters after their wounds were tended to.

Local police officials said that it seems the two pregnant women were the ones attacking the third woman and the teenager.

The pregnant women were 21 and 22 years old. Their victims were 36 and 15 years old.

Local police were dispatched to the scene at 11:47am Tuesday, though the whole story would not be discovered until later that evening and has yet to be released publicly.

The victims were treated for about an hour after the altercation, though the pregnant women were not due to be discharged from the hospital until Tuesday evening.

‘Once they’re cleared medically from Crozer, they’ll be brought to Chester City headquarters to be processed,’ said Upland Police Investigator Steve Jackson.

The third woman and the teenager had ‘wounds consistent with an edged weapon’, though the exact nature of the weapon is still unknown.

Story HERE.

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(CBS/AP)  DETROIT – Detroit police have impounded a party bus they say operated illegally as a strip club for reveling football fans at a popular tailgating spot.

The Detroit News and WDIV-TV report that the “Booty Lounge” bus was parked Monday near Ford Field, where the Lions played the Chicago Bears. Police say it was cited for not having a state safety inspection and because the driver didn’t have a commercial license.

The bus was parked earlier Monday outside a bar in the Eastern Market area. Bus operator Joe Parsons agreed to move it at the request of police and said he planned to park out of town. Parsons has said Detroit has no ordinance against “mobile entertainment clubs.”

An email seeking comment from a “Booty Lounge” representative was sent Wednesday.

Police have said they believe the arrangement was illegal.

(NO, YOU DON’T SAY! – ILLEGAL?!)

Investigators have said they believed fans tailgating before a Lions home game earlier this year were allowed onboard the bus after forking over $10.

Full story HERE.

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