Posts Tagged ‘Wanda Sykes’

NOW we’re getting to the heart of the matter.  So do you still think “nothing” happened?  Please stop being so naive people.  As they say, the “cover up” is always worse than the actual crime.  If you want “privacy” Tiger, then probably having multiple trysts is not the way to go.

You can’t have all these indiscretions and THEN call for privacy after you have a CAR ACCIDENT in relation to them.  It is clear the car accident is related to the marital indiscretions. You can’t be a world-famous superstar, cheat on your wife with multiple women and then chastise the world for discussing it, under the veil of “privacy.”

If you are not out in the street, nobody can put your business in the street.  Honestly, Mo’Kelly is less bothered by the women and more bothered by the feigned disgust for “lack of privacy.”

Here is the “voicemail” evidence.

If you want privacy, give up golf and become a recluse.  Lack of “privacy” is part of the “rich and famous” job description.  The endorsements, the magazine covers…aren’t “free.”  They come with a price.  Don’t get brand new when the bill comes due.

"Happy Holidays from the Woods family"

“Better person, better father…I have let my family down?” Why, because Tiger crashed the prized family Escalade?

Exactly.

Mo’Kelly accepts all of your apologies.  Feel free to apologize in the comment section.

Somehow, the classic “I am Tiger Woods” Nike commercial has taken on new meaning.

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From tigerwoods.com

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

NOW we’re getting to the heart of the matter.  So do you still think “nothing” happened?  Please stop being so naive people.  As they say, the “cover up” is always worse than the actual crime.  If you want “privacy” Tiger, then probably having multiple trysts is not the way to go.

You can’t have all these indiscretions and THEN call for privacy after you have a CAR ACCIDENT in relation to them.  It is clear the car accident is related to the marital indiscretions. You can’t be a world-famous superstar, cheat on your wife with multiple women and then chastise the world for discussing it, under the veil of “privacy.”

If you are not out in the street, nobody can put your business in the street.  Honestly, Mo’Kelly is less bothered by the women and more bothered by the feigned disgust for “lack of privacy.”

Here is the “voicemail” evidence.

If you want privacy, give up golf and become a recluse.  Lack of “privacy” is part of the “rich and famous” job description.  The endorsements, the magazine covers…aren’t “free.”  They come with a price.  Don’t get brand new when the bill comes due.

"Happy Holidays from the Woods family"

“Better person, better father…I have let my family down?” Why, because Tiger crashed the prized family Escalade?

Exactly.

Mo’Kelly accepts all of your apologies.  Feel free to apologize in the comment section.

Somehow, the classic “I am Tiger Woods” Nike commercial has taken on new meaning.

________

From tigerwoods.com

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

No need to editorialize…Wanda said it all (and arguably too much).

And on Sarah Palin

Video in full – Part I

Part II

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