Posts Tagged ‘Sexual Chocolate’

Not sure what to make of this.  There is a beer named…Sexual Chocolate and people are buying it.  Not Mo’Kelly…but somebody seems to be.

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WINSTON-SALEM, NC (WXII/CNN) – A large crowd gathered in North Carolina for a chance to buy a beer infused with chocolate.

“I am very warm in my coat. Had to skin a wookie to be here, it’s basically a walking sleeping bag,” said Oz Terry, a beer drinker.

Hundreds of beer fans came to downtown Winston-Salem, NC for a beer called Sexual Chocolate.

The first people came as early as Friday night after a long drive to wait for the release of the bottles at Foothills Brewery.

“Having fun, hanging out with great people, drinking great beer, having a good time,” said Evan Ruff, a beer drinker.

This local company has expanded in the last few months. They purchased several new brands, and a building to bottle and brew even more. But the focus is the cocoa infused beer that is made only once a year.

We’re really big on craft beer, decided to come here and meet everybody, get sexual chocolate release,” said Stephen Arthur, a beer drinker.

Sexual chocolate will be on tap at several local bars and restaurants.

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Story HERE.

Foothills Brewery HERE.

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For those who watched the season 8 premiere of American Idol…this needs no explanation, you’re already in the know.

But for the rest of you out there, a “contestant” let the judges know his nickname was “sexual chocolate” and had the phrase tattoed on his back.  Not only is the tatt absolutely stupid, it’s cheap and arguably misspelled.

The “o’s” and “a” are so similar it’s difficult to tell.  Yes, that’s great artwork there.  That right there is 75 cents well spent.  That should age well.  He’ll walk out on the beach at age 40 with his two kids, a gut and that same dumb ass tattoo on his back.

I knew there was a reason I don’t normally watch American Idol.  Mo’Kelly has never been a fan of the reality TV genre and doesn’t enjoy watching the dregs and idiots of society propped up for the sake of ratings.  The contestants have become more and more ridiculous, trying to parlay their stupidity into a 16th or 17th minute of “fame.”

And unfortunately…sometimes it actually works, which begets more reality show idiots on more reality shows.

The “saddest” part of the tattoo, the kid who had it didn’t even really know the origination of the phrase, even though it is steeped in popular culture.  And if he did, he’d know it’s not a term of endearment…it’s usually used in derision after a horrible performance.

And of course, Mo’Kelly is here to put “Sexual Chocolate” in its proper historical context.

The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at www.eurweb.com. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discourse…as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex and Blogburst. For more Mo’Kelly, http://www.MrMoKelly.com.

Morris W. O’Kelly can be reached at Mo@MrMoKelly.com and he welcomes all commentary.

For those who watched the season 8 premiere of American Idol…this needs no explanation, you’re already in the know.

But for the rest of you out there, a “contestant” let the judges know his nickname was “sexual chocolate” and had the phrase tattoed on his back.  Not only is the tatt absolutely stupid, it’s cheap and arguably misspelled.

The “o’s” and “a” are so similar it’s difficult to tell.  Yes, that’s great artwork there.  That right there is 75 cents well spent.  That should age well.  He’ll walk out on the beach at age 40 with his two kids, a gut and that same dumb ass tattoo on his back.

I knew there was a reason I don’t normally watch American Idol.  Mo’Kelly has never been a fan of the reality TV genre and doesn’t enjoy watching the dregs and idiots of society propped up for the sake of ratings.  The contestants have become more and more ridiculous, trying to parlay their stupidity into a 16th or 17th minute of “fame.”

And unfortunately…sometimes it actually works, which begets more reality show idiots on more reality shows.

The “saddest” part of the tattoo, the kid who had it didn’t even really know the origination of the phrase, even though it is steeped in popular culture.  And if he did, he’d know it’s not a term of endearment…it’s usually used in derision after a horrible performance.

And of course, Mo’Kelly is here to put “Sexual Chocolate” in its proper historical context.

The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at www.eurweb.com. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discourse…as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex and Blogburst. For more Mo’Kelly, http://www.mrmokelly.com.

Morris W. O’Kelly can be reached at mokellyreport@sbcglobal.net and he welcomes all commentary.