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UPDATE:  Full Court Docs HERE!

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Mo’Kelly wishes he saved all the emails in support of Mary Harvey he

Steve is smiling and Mary frowning...once again.

received.  They were all from women and said Mary did the “right” thing by publicly blasting her former husband because he supposedly left her high and dry with no other alternative.

Most men gave Mary the side-eye and thought she was crazy, bitter or some sordid combination of both.   Mo’Kelly specifically thought that regardless of whether she was either, this was the wrong methodology if the “goal” was to gain an apology or custody of her son from Steve.  Invariably, the youtube videos and interviews she conducted would be used against her in court.

They were…

Not only that, her efforts would serve to harm her son Wynton, whom she supposedly cared most about and wanted in her life.

The end result was a fail of epic proportions.  Hat tip to bossip.com for this information.  (Double click on injunction photo below for a larger view.)  We won’t be hearing from Mary Harvey anymore.  Maybe she can spend some alone time in one of her three houses to think about counseling or a good psychiatrist.

Nobody who receives $40,000 a month for four years, three houses AND a $1.5 million lump sum payout is a “victim” in this scenario.

Seems more likely that Mary did not manage her money or mortgages wisely.  That’s a Mary problem, not a Steve one.  If you conduct TV, radio and internet interviews with absolute lies, you deserve to be publicly ridiculed.  Does this change whether Steve was guilty of infidelity?  Of course not.  But it is now proven that for the most part, Mary Harvey lied about being left destitute and should be publicly assailed accordingly.

There will be no apology from Steve and there will be no new custody agreement.  This was character assassination of the highest order by Mary.  Don’t take Mo’Kelly’s word for it, check the injunction.

A complete home run win for Steve.  The funniest part was #9…Mary can’t even BREATHE a bad word about Steve, his current wife or his company within HEARING distance of Wynton.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

According to a new gag and restraining order, which you can see here, Mary Harvey was left neither broke nor homeless after the divorce. She received $40,000/month from Steve from the time of their divorce until March 2009, at which point she got a lump sum payment of $1.5 million. That’s in addition to getting three houses in their divorce settlement.

As far as claiming that Steve turned their 13-year-old son against her, Judge Dry confirms that Steve was granted custody of the boy after Mary put him on a plane and sent him to his father without any notice.

Furthermore, the Judge confirmed that Steve’s current wife Marjorie had absolutely nothing to do with his divorce from Mary.

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DONE!

11.21.2007

Mo’Kelly personally likes Steve Harvey. Steve has never been anything other than kind, gracious and accommodating to Mo’Kelly over the years. And as a fellow man of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity, I respect him on a deeper level than most would casually understand.

While Harvey was heading the morning show at KKBT (now V100) in Los Angeles some years ago, Harvey was always effusive and reverent in any reference to his then wife, Mary. In fact, it was almost funny how when the pair were out in public together, Harvey was always subdued and deferential in nature, making it pointedly clear that his wife Mary precedes him in terms of acknowledgment and “fame.” In other words, each time Mo’Kelly saw the couple out together, Harvey went to great lengths to let the rest of “The Bruhs” (Omega-speak for ‘frat brothers’) and anyone else around know that Mary is “the star.” Seemingly, Mary had this “Que-Dog” on a tight leash.

Or at least publicly…that was the case.

Mo’Kelly has said on numerous occasions that we don’t and will not ever “know” these celebrities. Behind the facade of glitz, glamor and God-awful sums of cash lie regular folk like you and Mo’Kelly. Regular folk with regular problems.

But…

When you live your life in the public eye (i.e. a public figure,) you endure a higher level of scrutiny and a lesser expectation of privacy when it comes to skeletons.

Mo’Kelly would much rather spend the majority of his time talking about how Steve’s current and third wife Marjorie has two drug dealers as ex-husbands.

Trust…Mo’Kelly would LOVE to…but this story was in effect generated by Steve’s most recent ex Mary, so we’ll stick to her.

But if the opportunity should ever arise in the future to draw up a long, sordid, comical explanation as to why no man should marry a woman with drug dealers as ex-husbands…Mo’Kelly will take it.

(Mo’Kelly – 2011: Ah suki suki…Mo’Kelly WARNED y’all back in 2007!)

But for now, let’s focus on Mary who’s armed with Steve Harvey’s skeletons and ain’t afraid to use ‘em.

It seems ex-wife Mary is none too pleased about their recent divorce “settlement.” It also seems given her grievances, Mary may not be the brightest candle on the birthday cake. The ex-Mrs. Harvey alleges that Steve defrauded her out of money and other shared assets in the hopes of a “quickie divorce.” One of her main arguments was that allegedly Steve “convinced” her to use the same lawyer as he did for the divorce proceedings.

Mary Harvey’s Complaint in full

Huh?!

Bernadine!

Mo’Kelly’s never been married and ergo never been divorced. Mo’Kelly’s not even been to law school, but he DAMN sure knows that in a divorce BOTH parties have their OWN lawyer?

Hasn’t Mary seen Waiting to Exhale? Bernadine got ROBBED, and she HAD her own lawyer!

If you’re divorcing someone who presumably abused you physically, emotionally and committed adultery…odds are you probably shouldn’t trust his legal advice for the divorce afterwards. Don’t quote Mo’Kelly on this, but if Steve is puttin’ hands on you physically and emotionally…(as heinous and unacceptable as that might be) Brotha probably isn’t going to look out for you in your bid to take half later on…

Mo’Kelly’s just sayin’…

Again, Mo’Kelly’s not a lawyer, but this doesn’t seem much like a crime. The physical abuse (if true)…is most definitely a crime, but there’s no law against the Jedi Mindtrick during the divorce proceedings. That’s why they call it DIVORCE. It’s supposed to be foul like that. You’re SUPPOSED to try to trick the other person into getting your unfair share…those are the rules! If somebody wants to take half of your money, your property and embarrass you as a public figure in the process…damn right the Jedi Mindtrick is fair game. Anybody trying to ruin Mo’Kelly financially is probably not Mo’Kelly’s friend. Nothing is out of bounds and all bets are off.

Mo’Kelly’s just sayin’… We can imagine how THAT conversation went down.

(Mary walks into the kitchen while Steve has his extra-large lips wrapped around a chicken bone. She holds up a woman’s pair of pink panties.)

“Steve! Who the hell panties are THESE I found?! You’re cheating on me…AGAIN?!

(Steve takes one hand off of the chicken and slowly waves it in front of Mary’s face.)

“These are not the panties you’re looking for. I never cheated on you and you want a quickie divorce.”

(Steve goes back to eating, Mary responds…mesmerized)

“Yes Steve, these aren’t the panties I’m looking for. You never cheated on me and I DO want a quickie divorce. But what about a lawyer for me?”

(Steve waves his hand again)

“You’ll use my lawyer. Search your feelings. You know this to be true…oh, and you also have no idea that I’ll be remarried to some other heifer three months after this conversation.”

(Steve continues sucking on a chicken bone with his oversized, greasy, shiny lips)

“Yes Steve, I’ll use your lawyer and haven’t the faintest idea that you’ll be married to some OTHER heifer three months after this conversation.”

If you review the complaint closely, filed in District Court in Harris County, Texas, it claims that the couple’s attorney, Ricky Anderson, told Mary she could not legally get more than $1000 monthly in child support for the couple’s son.

Mary Harvey’s Complaint in full

Uh, Mary…you were married to a multi-millionaire at the time. And you believed that? I know BROKE Brothas making an hourly wage who pay that much in child support.

“These are not the panties you’re looking for.”

Boy, that JediMindtrick is no joke!
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game! Steve sold Mary some “beachfront property” in Nebraska and now that she’s found out there are these new fangled gadgets called maps, she wants to accuse him of “fraud?”

Uh…that’s YO’ bad Mary.

“These are not the panties you’re looking for.”

Mo’Kelly’s just saying…

If Steve Harvey has enough Midi-chlorians coursing through his veins to enable him to have Mary believe she should use “his” lawyer and is only entitled to $1,000 of child support a month…then actually Steve Harvey is a Sith Lord and we should all seek to learn the power of the Dark Side!

Search your feelings Mary…you know this is true. The force is strong in Steve Harvey.

“These are not the panties you’re looking for.”

THIS JUST IN: Steve Harvey slated to be intervied by CNN’s Anderson Cooper. This is about to get really, really ugly. Or uglier…

In Mo’Kelly’s editorial yesterday, he admonished both Steve and Mary to “cool it” or the jokes would follow.  A Mo’Kelly spy sent word (and schedule) of Mary’s SLEW of interviews (radio and print) lined up to continue both the mess and madness of it all.

Steve and Mary…get it together and quickly or the next editorial will be open season on both of you and it will be nothing nice. The “Family Feud” jokes will still be funny next week…VERY funny and very unforgiving.

- Mr. Mo’Kelly

Mo’Kelly warned y’all.  This is a warning salvo across your bow people.  The next one will be a direct hit.  This comes compliments of Mo’Kelly’s in-house graphic artist…or something like that…Bootane Bootus.

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Wynton Harvey is 13 years old. If any of us remembers what it was like to be 13; it’s acne, it’s adolescence and all of a physiological changes which accompany it. It’s discovering the opposite sex (and for some) discovering the same sex. Ultimately, it’s the beginning of the life journey towards finding one’s way and identity.

Now imagine that same moment in the midst of a celebrity father and bitter mother engaged in a very public battle to defame and disrespect one-another.

Note, Mo’Kelly didn’t say “in the midst of a divorce”…that was years ago. This is just more fallout from a failed marriage years ago.

The War of the Harveys (Steve and Mary) isn’t merely a bitter divorce between a celebrity and a relatively unknown spouse. They crossed that bridge years ago. This has now evolved into a quest by mother Mary to destroy the image and credibility of Steve as a relationship expert, game show host and most importantly a father.

Specific insults aside, Mary has alleged that Steve’s infidelity during their marriage flies directly in the face of the success he’s enjoyed as an author on the subject of relationships. She’s argued among other things that Steve has been a bad father in the management of his custodial rights of their son Wynton (Steve has full custody) and a bevvy of other slights meant to injure the public perception of Steve.

Cutting to the chase, Mary is hellbent on proving to the world that Steve is a horrible man, was a horrible husband and is presently a horrible father.

Is any of it true?

Probably.  Probably…meaning the specificity of her allegations.  Whether any of it ultimately makes Harvey seem less of man, father or husband is for you to decide.

At the same time, marital infidelity by a celebrity male is not only likely, it’s probably a prerequisite, depending on your own personal level of cynicism. Horrible father? Well, Mo’Kelly’s not his son, so can’t be sure. But publicly emasculating a father in full view of the son smacks of highly questionable motherhood.

Attempting to disrobe and defame the father does not make one a better mother, just a bitter one, negatively impacting the growth and maturity of her son on the way to manhood himself.

Long after Harvey’s entertainment star fades, he will still be Wynton’s father. How this somehow brings Mary closer to her son, Mo’Kelly isn’t sure.

Mo’Kelly has had a passing rapport with Steve Harvey over the years. We’re fraternity brothers and Mo’Kelly’s met Mary on more than one occasion. That said, Mo’Kelly won’t romanticize who Harvey is or altogether dismiss what Mary has to say. Just because Mary is bitter, doesn’t mean she’s lying.  She’s likely not. Yet in truth, it doesn’t really matter who is telling more of the truth or who is losing more face in this situation.  They both have some serious soul-searching to do.

Let’s bring this back to Wynton…

In the past week, his mother Mary has starred on youtube, Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell on Headline News and Monday weighed in with her side on the Tom Joyner Morning Show. Wynton’s father has since filed lawsuit (over the youtube videos). Wynton’s stepmother (Steve’s current wife) has threatened to file lawsuit alleging defamation of character over Mary’s allegations which also implicate her.

This is nothing short of a complete mess. Don’t get it twisted, Mo’Kelly could have offered a 1,200-word scathing editorial, laced with laugh-out-loud moments. This situation is rife with humor and ripe for the taking. On the surface this is very, very funny.  Conversely,  two parents destroying each other in plain view of their son is not.

Puberty is bad enough as it is.

If they treat each other this way in public, there’s no telling how they’ve bad-mouthed each other to their child privately. This is not Whitney and Bobby, who voluntarily paraded their psychoses on Reality TV. Wynton didn’t sign up for any of this and arguably hasn’t been a willing participant.

Sometimes…sometimes, there is more to be gained by giving pause and offering sober analysis for the benefit of all involved. Hopefully this is one of those moments.

Hopefully both Steve and Mary are listening right now. (If not, the jokes will be up next and they’re nothin’ nice.)

Mary Harvey has a responsibility to respect and protect the son she allegedly loves dearly and is devastated over being unable to see (due to custody arrangement). Her behavior will not in any way improve her lot and surely will cement a level of resentment from her son moving forward. It does not cast her publicly in a sympathetic light and she is only being used by the media to fuel a gossip story.

When Mary finally realizes this truth and also realizes it will not bring about her desired end result, who is to say?  The damage nonetheless will have already been done. Steve Harvey is still Wynton’s father, celebrity stardom or not; never should the child be forced to pay for the sins of the father, both real and imagined.

Conversely, Steve should not attempt to play the public like we’re stupid either in an effort to save face.  Anyone, especially the “relationship expert” should know that fault never rests with one party. Nobody can reasonably say in this instance whether the level of truth in Mary’s rantings matches her level of anger. But everyone can reasonably assume there is some truth and it is fair to recognize the hypocrisy, albeit a poor methodology employed by Mary.

It is unfortunate that Mommy hates Daddy and hate might not even be a strong enough word. It’s sad that Daddy does not respect Mommy and that too may be a weak euphemism on its best day. The greatest disappointment is that seemingly neither Mommy nor Daddy has exhibited common sense and acknowledged how their collective behavior in this moment will irreparably harm their son, who should be more important than either the public perception of Steve or the jilted lover status of Mary.

If anyone deserves an apology or to be compensated for pain and suffering it is Wynton.

All this for an apology Mary…really?!  Just an apology?

Steve and Mary…get it together and quickly or the next editorial will be open season on both of you and it will be nothing nice. The “Family Feud” jokes will still be funny next week…VERY funny and very unforgiving.

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Jail time?! Ah suki, suki now.

This just in, courtesy of www.mediatakeout.com

“December 12, 2007. Radio personality Steve Harvey has found himself in some hot water. As MediaTakeOut.com reported to you a few weeks ago, his ex-wife Mary filed a lawsuit claiming that the comedian stole money from her during their divorce proceeding (she also claims that Steve abused her mentally and physically). Yesterday, the Kings Of Comedy star was in a Collin County, Texas courtroom and the judge dropped a bomb on the comedian.

You see, the judge was deciding a motion of contempt against Steve concerning finances and property in question from their divorce. It was supposed to be a routine hearing, but then the judge dropped the bomb.

MediaTakeOut.com learned that he told Steve that if he finds that Steve was in contempt – he may throw Steve Harvey in jail. The judge is expected to rule on the matter in coming days.

This train wreck is still developing…

Mo’Kelly personally likes Steve Harvey. Steve has never been anything other than kind, gracious and accommodating to Mo’Kelly over the years. And as a fellow man of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity, I respect him on a deeper level than most would casually understand.

While Harvey was heading the morning show at KKBT (now V100) in Los Angeles some years ago, Harvey was always effusive and reverent in any reference to his then wife, Mary. In fact, it was almost funny how when the pair were out in public together, Harvey was always subdued and deferential in nature, making it pointedly clear that his wife Mary precedes him in terms of acknowledgment and “fame.” In other words, each time Mo’Kelly saw the couple out together, Harvey went to great lengths to let the rest of “The Bruhs” (Omega-speak for ‘frat brothers’) and anyone else around know that Mary is “the star.” Seemingly, Mary had this “Que-Dog” on a tight leash.

Or at least publicly…that was the case.

Mo’Kelly has said on numerous occasions that we don’t and will not ever “know” these celebrities. Behind the facade of glitz, glamor and God-awful sums of cash lie regular folk like you and Mo’Kelly. Regular folk with regular problems.

But…

When you live your life in the public eye (i.e. a public figure,) you endure a higher level of scrutiny and a lesser expectation of privacy when it comes to skeletons.

With all of that as a precursor…Steve, Mo’Kelly loves ya, but he’s still got to do his job.

(“Roo” Dogteam, this ain’t personal…and as a comedian you should already understand.)

Mo’Kelly would much rather spend the majority of his time talking about how Steve’s current and third wife has two drug dealers as ex-husbands. Trust…Mo’Kelly would LOVE to…but this story was in effect generated by Steve’s most recent ex Mary, so we’ll stick to her. But if the opportunity should ever arise in the future to draw up a long, sordid, comical explanation as to why no man should marry a woman with drug dealers as ex-husbands…Mo’Kelly will take it. But for now, let’s focus on Mary who’s armed with Steve Harvey’s skeletons and ain’t afraid to use ‘em.

It seems ex-wife Mary is none too pleased about their recent divorce “settlement.” It also seems given her grievances, Mary may not be the brightest candle on the birthday cake. The ex-Mrs. Harvey alleges that Steve defrauded her out of money and other shared assets in the hopes of a “quickie divorce.” One of her main arguments was that allegedly Steve “convinced” her to use the same lawyer as he did for the divorce proceedings.

Mary Harvey’s Complaint in full

Huh?!

Mo’Kelly’s never been married and ergo never been divorced. Mo’Kelly’s not even been to law school, but he DAMN sure knows that in a divorce BOTH parties have their OWN lawyer?

Hasn’t Mary seen Waiting to Exhale? Bernadine got ROBBED, and she HAD her own lawyer!

If you’re divorcing someone who presumably abused you physically, emotionally and committed adultery…odds are you probably shouldn’t trust his legal advice for the divorce afterwards. Don’t quote Mo’Kelly on this, but if Steve is puttin’ hands on you physically and emotionally…(as heinous and unacceptable as that might be) Brotha probably isn’t going to look out for you in your bid to take half later on…

Mo’Kelly’s just sayin’…

Again, Mo’Kelly’s not a lawyer, but this doesn’t seem much like a crime. The physical abuse (if true)…is most definitely a crime, but there’s no law against the Jedi Mindtrick during the divorce proceedings. That’s why they call it DIVORCE. It’s supposed to be foul like that. You’re supposed to try to trick the other person into getting your unfair share…those are the rules! If somebody wants to take half of your money, your property and embarrass you as a public figure in the process…damn right the Jedi Mindtrick is fair game. Anybody trying to ruin Mo’Kelly financially is probably not Mo’Kelly’s friend. Nothing is out of bounds and all bets are off.

Mo’Kelly’s just sayin’… We can imagine how THAT conversation went down.

(Mary walks into the kitchen while Steve has his extra-large lips wrapped around a chicken bone. She holds up a woman’s pair of pink panties.)

“Steve! Who the hell panties are THESE I found?! You’re cheating on me…AGAIN?!

(Steve takes one hand off of the chicken and slowly waves it in front of Mary’s face.)

“These are not the panties you’re looking for. I never cheated on you and you want a quickie divorce.”

(Steve goes back to eating, Mary responds…mesmerized)

“Yes Steve, these aren’t the panties I’m looking for. You never cheated on me and I DO want a quickie divorce. But what about a lawyer for me?”

(Steve waves his hand again)

“You’ll use my lawyer. Search your feelings. You know this to be true…oh, and you also have no idea that I’ll be remarried to some other heifer three months after this conversation.”

(Steve continues sucking on a chicken bone with his oversized, greasy, shiny lips)

“Yes Steve, I’ll use your lawyer and haven’t the faintest idea that you’ll be married to some OTHER heifer three months after this conversation.”

If you review the complaint closely, filed in District Court in Harris County, Texas, it claims that the couple’s attorney, Ricky Anderson, told Mary she could not legally get more than $1000 monthly in child support for the couple’s son.

Mary Harvey’s Complaint in full

Uh, Mary…you were married to a multi-millionaire at the time. And you believed that? I know BROKE Brothas making an hourly wage who pay that much in child support.

“These are not the panties you’re looking for.”

Boy, that JediMindtrick is no joke!
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game! Steve sold Mary some “beachfront property” in Nebraska and now that she’s found out there are these new fangled gadgets called maps, she wants to accuse him of “fraud?”

Uh…that’s YO’ bad Mary.

“These are not the panties you’re looking for.”

Mo’Kelly’s just saying…

If Steve Harvey has enough Midi-chlorians coursing through his veins to enable him to have Mary believe she should use “his” lawyer and is only entitled to $1,000 of child support a month…then actually Steve Harvey is a Sith Lord and we should all seek to learn the power of the Dark Side!

Search your feelings Mary…you know this is true. The force is strong in Steve Harvey.

“These are not the panties you’re looking for.”

BREAKING: STEVE HARVEY REMOVES HIS TOUPEE!

(Courtesy Mediatakeout.com)

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