Posts Tagged ‘Just Because’

Nice to know that the city attorney’s office “likes to watch.”

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A new study reveals that women’s sexual preferences tend to be a gray area (yep, identity confusion wasn’t just for those college dorm days). In fact, researchers at Boise State University found that in a group of heterosexual women, 60 percent were sexually attracted to other women, 45 percent had kissed a woman, and 50 percent had fantasies about the same sex.

I fall into that 60 percent.

Sometimes when I catch myself staring at a beautiful woman in the grocery store, I wonder about my own sexuality. I’m not supposed to like girls! (At least according to society.) Would I date a woman? I’m not sure, but I am attracted to the beauty of other women — and they’re so much easier to understand psychologically than men. We girls form deep relationships through friendships, which some say are the basis of love. And personally I believe that emotional connection and physical attraction are linked — i.e., guys tend to get cuter in our eyes if they’re genuinely nice.

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(Mo’Kelly has been sick this week…but will be back to the usual fare next week).  In the meantime, enjoy the absurdities of life.)

A Philadelphia hospital room looked more like the scene of a bar brawl than a place of recovery Tuesday afternoon.

Two pregnant women got in a knife fight with another woman and a teenage girl inside a Pennsylvania hospital.

The reason for the fight is unknown to police, but all four women were apparently visiting the same man who was a patient in the hospital.

The surprising scuffle took place at Crozer-Chester Medical Center, located about a half hour drive from Philadelphia.

Though the man was recovering from a gunshot wound, he was was not the only one who needed to be cared after.

All four women were treated after the fight, though it seems the only wounds were inflicted on the non-pregnant women. All four women, who all remain unnamed, were promptly taken to police headquarters after their wounds were tended to.

Local police officials said that it seems the two pregnant women were the ones attacking the third woman and the teenager.

The pregnant women were 21 and 22 years old. Their victims were 36 and 15 years old.

Local police were dispatched to the scene at 11:47am Tuesday, though the whole story would not be discovered until later that evening and has yet to be released publicly.

The victims were treated for about an hour after the altercation, though the pregnant women were not due to be discharged from the hospital until Tuesday evening.

‘Once they’re cleared medically from Crozer, they’ll be brought to Chester City headquarters to be processed,’ said Upland Police Investigator Steve Jackson.

The third woman and the teenager had ‘wounds consistent with an edged weapon’, though the exact nature of the weapon is still unknown.

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Three senior citizens in Huntington Beach got more than they bargained for when they sampled some brownies at a memorial service. The sweets turned out to be pot brownies.

The three seniors, all in their 70s and 80s, were admitted to the hospital Saturday, complaining of nausea, dizziness and an inability to stand without assistance, according to a post on the Huntington Beach Police Department’s Facebook page.

The three,  residents of Huntington Beach and Newport Beach, had attended a memorial service for a friend earlier in the afternoon.

At the service, someone passed around a tray of brownies that later turned out to contain medical marijuana, but they had not told the guests, according to the police statement.

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Mo’Kelly will let the video speak for itself.  Not sure what to say…

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The Michael Vick editorial heats up the post…a “featured post” on the homepage.

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Straight COMEDY.

Mo’Kelly will admit he’s late to this party.  The website publishes texts from readers.  Then readers get to rate whether the person had a “good” or “bad” night…”last night.”  This takes drunk texting to an all-new level.  The upside is that it’s anonymous except for the area code, so everybody is spared public shame.

The down side is that it’s anonymous except for the area code, so everybody is spared public shame.

Absolute COMEDY!  You can’t write this stuff…

Textsfromlastnight.com

This commercial is creepy…and it’s meant to be.  The creepiness makes the commercial funny (which was intended).  Mo’Kelly’s not sure whether “creepiness” is ever good when it comes to selling food.  Creepiness and food ingestion are largely incompatible.  The commercial nevertheless made Mo’Kelly laugh out loud.

Other Commercial Picks:

Captain Morgan – Best Idea Ever (I Wanna Lay You Down)

Hillshire Farm…Go Meat!

Hornitos Tequila – Milf…”Mom…Phone”

Old Spice – Smell Like a Man

Blue Shield and Jack in the Box Double Play

Burger King – Es STRAH thuh

Coca – Cola/Pittsburgh Steelers 30th Anniversary Commerical

Durex – Condom Balloon-Toy Sex Party (Well that’s what it is)

Dick’s Sporting Goods – Jimmy Rollins’ Pleasure Pain

T-Mobile – Yao’s Comfort Food

Carmax – Get Out

Dominos – Pasta Dude

Hammertime Hallmark

Heineken Walk-In Fridge