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ORLANDO, Fla. — The Florida Highway Patrol has released a report detailing the events during the early morning hours of Nov. 27 after Tiger Woods crashed in front of his Isleworth mansion.

A neighbor told FHP that Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, went in the ambulance with her husband, but two Windermere police officers reported the opposite.According to reports released Friday by FHP, the officers were told by a paramedic that Nordegren tried to ride in the ambulance with her husband following the crash, but she was not allowed because the incident involved domestic violence.

According to Cpl. Thomas Dewitt of FHP, Windermere police officers Jason Sipos and Brandon McDonnell responded to the crash and told him what the scene looked like when they arrived.”As the paramedics loaded (Woods) into a Health Central ambulance one of the crew stated that (Woods’) wife could not get in the ambulance because this was a domestic,” the FHP report said.McDonnell said he did not know where they (the paramedics) got that information because he had never heard that from anyone at the scene of the crash.

Sipos said he saw Woods lying on the ground with a blanket covering him and a blanket under his head, with Nordegren hovering over him. He said Woods was unconscious and unresponsive.Sipos said there was no smell of alcohol on Woods, but when paramedics asked Nordegren about medications, she retrieved two bottles of Vicodin.Witnesses and officers described the injuries to Woods’ lip as minor.

Woods has publicly denied that his wife injured him.The report released Friday includes FHP interviews with several witnesses, police officers, lawyers and hospital employees.Since the crash, a slew of women have come forward alleging affairs with the pro golfer. He has since admitted to infidelity and undergone treatment for sex addiction.

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ORLANDO, Fla. — The Florida Highway Patrol has released a report detailing the events during the early morning hours of Nov. 27 after Tiger Woods crashed in front of his Isleworth mansion.

A neighbor told FHP that Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, went in the ambulance with her husband, but two Windermere police officers reported the opposite.According to reports released Friday by FHP, the officers were told by a paramedic that Nordegren tried to ride in the ambulance with her husband following the crash, but she was not allowed because the incident involved domestic violence.

According to Cpl. Thomas Dewitt of FHP, Windermere police officers Jason Sipos and Brandon McDonnell responded to the crash and told him what the scene looked like when they arrived.”As the paramedics loaded (Woods) into a Health Central ambulance one of the crew stated that (Woods’) wife could not get in the ambulance because this was a domestic,” the FHP report said.McDonnell said he did not know where they (the paramedics) got that information because he had never heard that from anyone at the scene of the crash.

Sipos said he saw Woods lying on the ground with a blanket covering him and a blanket under his head, with Nordegren hovering over him. He said Woods was unconscious and unresponsive.Sipos said there was no smell of alcohol on Woods, but when paramedics asked Nordegren about medications, she retrieved two bottles of Vicodin.Witnesses and officers described the injuries to Woods’ lip as minor.

Woods has publicly denied that his wife injured him.The report released Friday includes FHP interviews with several witnesses, police officers, lawyers and hospital employees.Since the crash, a slew of women have come forward alleging affairs with the pro golfer. He has since admitted to infidelity and undergone treatment for sex addiction.

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Woods Did the Right Thing…with Unintended Consequences

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Tiger Woods

In light of the pending Tiger Woods press conference, Mo’Kelly is going to offer a special look into the future and tell you in advance what Tiger Woods will say.  Nowhere else in the world will you be able to find out just what exactly Tiger will offer to the public  (in advance) except here in The Mo’Kelly Report.

If you didn’t think Mo’Kelly was psychic before, you will now.  Remember, Mo’Kelly is going on the record TWO days before the press conference.  No need to tune in…HERE is what Tiger will say, in no particular order with the exception of first thanking his wife.

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“I want to apologize to my wife first and foremost.  She has been amazing through all of this and I couldn’t have made it through this without her support.  I could never thank her enough.”

“I want to apologize to all the young people out there who I have let down.”

“My father taught me better.  I think about what he would say and that’s why I’m here talking to all of you today.”

“I want to thank all my friends, especially Jesper Parnevik who have not given up on me and continued to support me throughout this difficult time.”

“I have to set a better example for my children and young people everywhere.”

“I’m not a perfect man.”

“I’ve been spending time just working on myself and my marriage and getting my family back to normal, because my family is the most important thing in the world.”

“Golf is just a game…this is real life.  I’ll return to the game of golf when I’m sure and my wife is sure that our relationship is strong enough to move forward…because family is what’s most important to me.”

“Thank you to all of those who understood and respected that this has been a private matter and will continue to honor our privacy moving forward.  This is about family.”

“I’ve now established a foundation/created an awareness campaign/will donate proceeds from future tournaments/name my next child accordingly…in order to help fight the dreaded disease of sexual addiction.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” (Oops, that was out of the Bill Clinton handbook…strike that.  He DAMN sure won’t be saying that.)

Well there you have it.  No need to tune in.  In fact, The Mo’Kelly Report will check back after the press conference and align his remarks with the predictions here.  And Mo’Kelly isn’t talking about “general sentiments,” Mo’Kelly means, word-for-word.  Let’s just see how psychic Mo’Kelly is…

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Tiger Woods

In light of the pending Tiger Woods press conference, Mo’Kelly is going to offer a special look into the future and tell you in advance what Tiger Woods will say.  Nowhere else in the world will you be able to find out just what exactly Tiger will offer to the public  (in advance) except here in The Mo’Kelly Report.

If you didn’t think Mo’Kelly was psychic before, you will now.  Remember, Mo’Kelly is going on the record TWO days before the press conference.  No need to tune in…HERE is what Tiger will say, in no particular order with the exception of first thanking his wife.

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“I want to apologize to my wife first and foremost.  She has been amazing through all of this and I couldn’t have made it through this without her support.  I could never thank her enough.”

“I want to apologize to all the young people out there who I have let down.”

“My father taught me better.  I think about what he would say and that’s why I’m here talking to all of you today.”

“I want to thank all my friends, especially Jesper Parnevik who have not given up on me and continued to support me throughout this difficult time.”

“I have to set a better example for my children and young people everywhere.”

“I’m not a perfect man.”

“I’ve been spending time just working on myself and my marriage and getting my family back to normal, because my family is the most important thing in the world.”

“Golf is just a game…this is real life.  I’ll return to the game of golf when I’m sure and my wife is sure that our relationship is strong enough to move forward…because family is what’s most important to me.”

“Thank you to all of those who understood and respected that this has been a private matter and will continue to honor our privacy moving forward.  This is about family.”

“I’ve now established a foundation/created an awareness campaign/will donate proceeds from future tournaments/name my next child accordingly…in order to help fight the dreaded disease of sexual addiction.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” (Oops, that was out of the Bill Clinton handbook…strike that.  He DAMN sure won’t be saying that.)

Well there you have it.  No need to tune in.  In fact, The Mo’Kelly Report will check back after the press conference and align his remarks with the predictions here.  And Mo’Kelly isn’t talking about “general sentiments,” Mo’Kelly means, word-for-word.  Let’s just see how psychic Mo’Kelly is…

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From Golf.com

Tiger Woods will speak to “friends, colleagues and close associates” at a tightly scripted press conference at PGA Tour headquarters at 11 a.m. Friday, according to his agent Mark Steinberg.

The world’s No. 1-ranked golfer has been silent except for statements on his Web site throughout the course of the sex scandal that dominated the headlines in December and January.

“Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior,” Steinberg told Bloomberg News.

Woods will field no questions at the press conference in Ponte Vedra, Fla., and only wire-service and a select few non-wire reporters will be allowed to sit in during the statement.

Tiger Woods Needs to Come Clean

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This is just too funny not to share.  It’s so wrong, it’s almost right.  Almost…

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

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Mo’Kelly promises, this is his last post on Tiger Woods, (assuming nothing extraordinary is revealed in the coming days.)  If there is one thing that The Mo’Kelly Report prides itself on, it’s offering a different entry point into a conversation, an alternative prism in which to view and examine subject matter.

This would be one of those occasions.

For all the speculation, exaggeration and condemnation attached to the recent revelations of Tiger Woods’ “transgressions,” there hasn’t been any discussion or dare I say “credit” for Tiger Woods doing the right thing.

Yes, Mo’Kelly said doing the right thing.

Sometimes in life, doing the right thing in a given moment has unintended and horrible consequences.

From what we do know about Tiger’s “transgressions” and their connection to the wreck of his Cadillac Escalade, there are some relatively safe assumptions that can be made.

There was one, if not multiple arguments surrounding Tiger’s dalliances and likely escalation along the way.  Although Mo’Kelly made the comparison of Tiger’s first public written statement as to something “Chris Brown-esque,”  Mo’Kelly didn’t take that comparison far enough.  Let’s be fair in that comparison and follow it to its conclusion.

Tiger Woods deserves credit for doing the right thing, even if it had unintended and horrible consequences.

He left the house.

He tried to extricate himself from the situation before it either became more violent and more uncontrollable.  Say what you want about him being at fault for the situation in the first place; Tiger made the right choice to avoid making a bad moment even worse.

If he doesn’t hit the fire hydrant/tree, the sequence of embarrassing events likely never occurs and Tiger’s “personal” issues never see the light of day.  By all means I’m pleased that the only things Tiger struck were an inanimate object and shrubbery.

Yet, in doing the right thing, there were unintended horrible consequences.  Let’s be clear, Mo’Kelly isn’t pushing Tiger’s “transgressions” aside, they are inextricably linked to this discussion.  But for all the disgust and derision heaped on Chris Brown for responding with violence in a similar situation, Tiger at the same time should be applauded.  If there is any mitigating factor to be considered as Woods throws himself on the mercy of the court of public opinion, that is it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  Mo’Kelly is not, has not been and will not ever be a moralist.  If a magnifying glass and spotlight were used on us, most if not all would be embarrassed by our private lives.

Yes, you too.

The difference between the multitude of us and Tiger Woods is that we have far more room to maneuver within our sins.  Mo’Kelly can assure you, if his text messages were to see the light of day…it’s a wrap and he doesn’t even have any endorsements to lose.  It just so happens Mo’Kelly isn’t a celebrity, isn’t married and the world isn’t even close to caring.

Mo’Kelly has far more room to maneuver within his sins.  You do too.

On the other hand, there are some “transgressions” worse than others.  Cheating on a woman will always be more palatable…no, wrong word.  Cheating on a woman will always be more “understandable” than beating on her.

Cheating on your wife makes you a bad husband.  Beating on her makes you a criminal, note the difference.

Bishop Thomas Weeks and Juanita Bynum

That “difference” is the gulf between Chris Brown or Bishop Thomas Weeks III (of Juanita Bynum infamy) and Tiger Woods.

One single and solitary decision.

He left the house.

I can accept Tiger Woods and his “imperfections.”  There was never any need for him to maintain a level of sainthood.  Not him or any other athlete for that matter.  Mo’Kelly has never had any illusions.  It will not affect whether I support the Nike golf line or buy a Buick.  I didn’t buy either prior to now and had no intentions after this story, irrespective of Woods’ marital “transgressions.”

(Digression – Who is more pissed, Cadillac for all the undeserved negative advertisement or Buick for Tiger NOT driving one when he crashed?)

Mo’Kelly can accept a flawed Tiger Woods.  Mo’Kelly can even accept a bad husband Tiger Woods, if that ultimately what he is now and going forward.  But under no circumstances could I accept an abusive or criminal Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods deserves credit for doing the right thing, even if it was connected to doing the wrong thing.  If Kobe Bryant can survive adultery and rape allegations in a career and marriage sense, we can be sure Woods can too.

Of course, let’s keep this in perspective.  If a billionaire athlete loses one or all of his endorsements, he can always “live off the interest.”  Don’t cry for Tiger Argentina, but don’t sell him short either.

He did the right thing.  He left the house.  The story could have evolved in a far worse way and we shouldn’t ever lose sight of this fact.

NOW we’re getting to the heart of the matter.  So do you still think “nothing” happened?  Please stop being so naive people.  As they say, the “cover up” is always worse than the actual crime.  If you want “privacy” Tiger, then probably having multiple trysts is not the way to go.

You can’t have all these indiscretions and THEN call for privacy after you have a CAR ACCIDENT in relation to them.  It is clear the car accident is related to the marital indiscretions. You can’t be a world-famous superstar, cheat on your wife with multiple women and then chastise the world for discussing it, under the veil of “privacy.”

If you are not out in the street, nobody can put your business in the street.  Honestly, Mo’Kelly is less bothered by the women and more bothered by the feigned disgust for “lack of privacy.”

Here is the “voicemail” evidence.

If you want privacy, give up golf and become a recluse.  Lack of “privacy” is part of the “rich and famous” job description.  The endorsements, the magazine covers…aren’t “free.”  They come with a price.  Don’t get brand new when the bill comes due.

"Happy Holidays from the Woods family"

“Better person, better father…I have let my family down?” Why, because Tiger crashed the prized family Escalade?

Exactly.

Mo’Kelly accepts all of your apologies.  Feel free to apologize in the comment section.

Somehow, the classic “I am Tiger Woods” Nike commercial has taken on new meaning.

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From tigerwoods.com

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/