Posts Tagged ‘Bishop Thomas Weeks’
Behind the Scenes – Bishop Weeks Plans Wifey Show
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'Gangsta' Pastor Awaits Sentencing
Almost a year ago to the day Bishop Thomas Weeks was found kicking the crap out of the woman he loved most in plain view of, well…
Everyone.
Although ministerial malfeasance wasn’t necessarily a foreign concept, blatant violence towards women wasn’t exactly a common occurrence. At least not in broad daylight or in public view. Not so anymore.
That was then…this is now. Bishop Thomas Weeks done changed the game. Thanks to Bishop Tommy, “Men of God” all over the country have begun to act a fool (in the biblical sense) with women. You might have seen the video of the St. Paul AME pastor who punched (not slapped) PUNCHED a woman while the cameras were rolling. (One minute in…wait for it…wait for it…POW)
On the eve of the 1-year anniversary of Bynum/Weeks; arguably the most ridiculous and embarrassing scandal in the history of the African-American clergy, comes…
Rev. Thomas Howell.
Gangsta Gangsta!
Granted, Mo’Kelly has no proof that Howell is African-American…but this just “sounds” like us. Is that stereotyping? Probably, but we know “us.” If Mo’Kelly is wrong, feel free to check Mo’Kelly accordingly at a later date.
If you’re unfamiliar with Rev. Howell, (another “Thomas” by the way), he was just convicted of aggravated menacing. What that means specifically, Mo’Kelly isn’t sure. But what Mo’Kelly is clear on is that Howell pointed a gun and threatened to shoot a woman for cutting him off…
…While he was on his way to his church the Monday morning of June 23.
Yes, nothing like brandishing a pistol and threatening to kill someone while on your way to your office to conduct “church business.” Some pastors visit members in the hospital, others threaten to put them in the hospital. Some pastors turn the other cheek, others make sure one round is in the chamber.
Different strokes for different folks. We all worship differently. It’s part of what makes America great.
Some pastors try to prepare us for the afterlife…others do their part to help send us into the afterlife. In a way, it could be a full-service business. Bring you to Christ, send you to the afterlife and even deliver the eulogy. That’s a pretty attractive deal. No middlemen anywhere. Some would even call that “efficiency.”
According to “victim” April Evans, Howell pulled up alongside her car, flashed a gun, asked if she knew who she was messing with before threatening to shoot.
Presumably, Howell was trying to save souls for Christ the day before. Monday…Howell was set-trippin’ and trying to regulate on Forest Ave.
This fool (in the biblical sense of the word) actually had the unmitigated gall to ask whether the woman knew who he was?! What if she did?! Nothing like staring down the barrel of a gun and seeing your own pastor ready to pop a cap in you. That’s only mildly unsettling.
(“Pastor” Howell cruises down Burnet Ave. in Walnut Hills, OH…AMG’s B**** Betta Have My Money blares from the car radio. “Pastor“ Howell sings along.)
“There ain’t nutting like Black ***** on my ****. Word to the Mu********* DJ Quick”
(April Evans, talking on her cellphone and unaware of Pastor Howell’s proximity, inadvertently cuts off “Pastor” Howell as she changes lanes prior to turning on to Forest Ave.)
“Oh! Sorry old man…my bad.”
“Oh no this trick did not cut me off?!” (He yells out the window) “Trick you DO know who I am, right? They don’t call me ‘Pastor Strapped’ for nothing…BEEYATCH! WESTSIDE!!!
(April continues to talk, yet frantically on her phone)
“Oh my God Becky, an old man with a crucifix draped from his neck just pulled a gun on me!”
(“Pastor” Howell leans out of his window, driving wildly and erratically a la “The Joker,” waving his “Nina” round and round.)
“Ain’t nuttin’ but a God thang Baby…one loc’ed out Pastor, call me crazay! Misled congregation pays me. Unfadeable so please don’t try to fade me. BEEYATCH! Pushin’ tithes like weight! Pushin’ tithes like weight! G-G-G-G-G- UNIT!”
“Becky, I have to call you back…a 70-year old gangsta pastor is throwing a “W” hand sign with one hand and now there‘s this red light dot on my temple.”
“Shake it like a saltshaker! Shake it like a saltshaker!”
Anyhow…
Judging by the “scene” above as painted by Mo’Kelly, one may get the idea that “April” isn’t African-American. Does Mo’Kelly know for certain? No…but this just “sounds” like a non-African-American woman. If Mo’Kelly is wrong, feel free to check him accordingly at a later date.
Well according to published reports, April AFTER being threatened with a gun by the “God-fearing” pastor, decided to FOLLOW HIM and chase him through Cincinnati.
Mo’Kelly doesn’t know how it goes down in Cincy, but out here in L.A…they SHOOT people in road rage incidents in a heartbeat. If/when someone flashes a gun at you in the midst of profanity-laden insults…the best course of action is to get to safety immediately, not follow him around town and further antagonize him.
If someone threatens you with a gun…Black folks know to take their word for it.
April got off easy. If “Pastor” Howell was thuggin’ for real, the story would have ended quite differently and the criminal charges would have been far more severe.
Mo’Kelly’s just sayin’…”April” doesn’t sound or act like a Sista. A Sista would’ve likely pulled over and let it go.
(Or pulled her own strap).
As of now Howell awaits sentencing, facing six months in jail.
Mo’Kelly would LOVE to be sitting in a pew this Sunday at First Commandment Church of the Living God to hear the “announcements.” That would HAVE to be high comedy.
“And now, Sister Quintonlisha Jones has our church announcements.”
“Good morning ‘chuch.’”
“Good morning Sista Jones.”
“Giving honor to God…Just wanted to give you an update in the life of our church. Remember Bible study is on Tuesday, Mid-week worship is on Wednesday and Thursday is the sentencing hearing for our illustrious pastor. The Missionary Society will be holding a bake sale to raise money for Pastor’s legal fees down in the fellowship hall after service. Let the ‘chuch‘ say Amen.”
“A-Men.”
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.as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex and Blogburst. For more Mo’Kelly, http://www.mokellyreport.blogspot.com.
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'Gangsta' Pastor Awaits Sentencing
Almost a year ago to the day Bishop Thomas Weeks was found kicking the crap out of the woman he loved most in plain view of, well…
Everyone.
Although ministerial malfeasance wasn’t necessarily a foreign concept, blatant violence towards women wasn’t exactly a common occurrence. At least not in broad daylight or in public view. Not so anymore.
That was then…this is now. Bishop Thomas Weeks done changed the game. Thanks to Bishop Tommy, “Men of God” all over the country have begun to act a fool (in the biblical sense) with women. You might have seen the video of the St. Paul AME pastor who punched (not slapped) PUNCHED a woman while the cameras were rolling. (One minute in…wait for it…wait for it…POW)
On the eve of the 1-year anniversary of Bynum/Weeks; arguably the most ridiculous and embarrassing scandal in the history of the African-American clergy, comes…
Rev. Thomas Howell.
Gangsta Gangsta!
Granted, Mo’Kelly has no proof that Howell is African-American…but this just “sounds” like us. Is that stereotyping? Probably, but we know “us.” If Mo’Kelly is wrong, feel free to check Mo’Kelly accordingly at a later date.
If you’re unfamiliar with Rev. Howell, (another “Thomas” by the way), he was just convicted of aggravated menacing. What that means specifically, Mo’Kelly isn’t sure. But what Mo’Kelly is clear on is that Howell pointed a gun and threatened to shoot a woman for cutting him off…
…While he was on his way to his church the Monday morning of June 23.
Yes, nothing like brandishing a pistol and threatening to kill someone while on your way to your office to conduct “church business.” Some pastors visit members in the hospital, others threaten to put them in the hospital. Some pastors turn the other cheek, others make sure one round is in the chamber.
Different strokes for different folks. We all worship differently. It’s part of what makes America great.
Some pastors try to prepare us for the afterlife…others do their part to help send us into the afterlife. In a way, it could be a full-service business. Bring you to Christ, send you to the afterlife and even deliver the eulogy. That’s a pretty attractive deal. No middlemen anywhere. Some would even call that “efficiency.”
According to “victim” April Evans, Howell pulled up alongside her car, flashed a gun, asked if she knew who she was messing with before threatening to shoot.
Presumably, Howell was trying to save souls for Christ the day before. Monday…Howell was set-trippin’ and trying to regulate on Forest Ave.
This fool (in the biblical sense of the word) actually had the unmitigated gall to ask whether the woman knew who he was?! What if she did?! Nothing like staring down the barrel of a gun and seeing your own pastor ready to pop a cap in you. That’s only mildly unsettling.
(“Pastor” Howell cruises down Burnet Ave. in Walnut Hills, OH…AMG’s B**** Betta Have My Money blares from the car radio. “Pastor“ Howell sings along.)
“There ain’t nutting like Black ***** on my ****. Word to the Mu********* DJ Quick”
(April Evans, talking on her cellphone and unaware of Pastor Howell’s proximity, inadvertently cuts off “Pastor” Howell as she changes lanes prior to turning on to Forest Ave.)
“Oh! Sorry old man…my bad.”
“Oh no this trick did not cut me off?!” (He yells out the window) “Trick you DO know who I am, right? They don’t call me ‘Pastor Strapped’ for nothing…BEEYATCH! WESTSIDE!!!
(April continues to talk, yet frantically on her phone)
“Oh my God Becky, an old man with a crucifix draped from his neck just pulled a gun on me!”
(“Pastor” Howell leans out of his window, driving wildly and erratically a la “The Joker,” waving his “Nina” round and round.)
“Ain’t nuttin’ but a God thang Baby…one loc’ed out Pastor, call me crazay! Misled congregation pays me. Unfadeable so please don’t try to fade me. BEEYATCH! Pushin’ tithes like weight! Pushin’ tithes like weight! G-G-G-G-G- UNIT!”
“Becky, I have to call you back…a 70-year old gangsta pastor is throwing a “W” hand sign with one hand and now there‘s this red light dot on my temple.”
“Shake it like a saltshaker! Shake it like a saltshaker!”
Anyhow…
Judging by the “scene” above as painted by Mo’Kelly, one may get the idea that “April” isn’t African-American. Does Mo’Kelly know for certain? No…but this just “sounds” like a non-African-American woman. If Mo’Kelly is wrong, feel free to check him accordingly at a later date.
Well according to published reports, April AFTER being threatened with a gun by the “God-fearing” pastor, decided to FOLLOW HIM and chase him through Cincinnati.
Mo’Kelly doesn’t know how it goes down in Cincy, but out here in L.A…they SHOOT people in road rage incidents in a heartbeat. If/when someone flashes a gun at you in the midst of profanity-laden insults…the best course of action is to get to safety immediately, not follow him around town and further antagonize him.
If someone threatens you with a gun…Black folks know to take their word for it.
April got off easy. If “Pastor” Howell was thuggin’ for real, the story would have ended quite differently and the criminal charges would have been far more severe.
Mo’Kelly’s just sayin’…”April” doesn’t sound or act like a Sista. A Sista would’ve likely pulled over and let it go.
(Or pulled her own strap).
As of now Howell awaits sentencing, facing six months in jail.
Mo’Kelly would LOVE to be sitting in a pew this Sunday at First Commandment Church of the Living God to hear the “announcements.” That would HAVE to be high comedy.
“And now, Sister Quintonlisha Jones has our church announcements.”
“Good morning ‘chuch.’”
“Good morning Sista Jones.”
“Giving honor to God…Just wanted to give you an update in the life of our church. Remember Bible study is on Tuesday, Mid-week worship is on Wednesday and Thursday is the sentencing hearing for our illustrious pastor. The Missionary Society will be holding a bake sale to raise money for Pastor’s legal fees down in the fellowship hall after service. Let the ‘chuch‘ say Amen.”
“A-Men.”
The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at www.eurweb.com. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discours
e…as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex and Blogburst. For more Mo’Kelly, http://www.MrMoKelly.com.
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'Gangsta' Pastor Awaits Sentencing
Almost a year ago to the day Bishop Thomas Weeks was found kicking the crap out of the woman he loved most in plain view of, well…
Everyone.
Although ministerial malfeasance wasn’t necessarily a foreign concept, blatant violence towards women wasn’t exactly a common occurrence. At least not in broad daylight or in public view. Not so anymore.
That was then…this is now. Bishop Thomas Weeks done changed the game. Thanks to Bishop Tommy, “Men of God” all over the country have begun to act a fool (in the biblical sense) with women. You might have seen the video of the St. Paul AME pastor who punched (not slapped) PUNCHED a woman while the cameras were rolling. (One minute in…wait for it…wait for it…POW)
On the eve of the 1-year anniversary of Bynum/Weeks; arguably the most ridiculous and embarrassing scandal in the history of the African-American clergy, comes…
Rev. Thomas Howell.
Gangsta Gangsta!
Granted, Mo’Kelly has no proof that Howell is African-American…but this just “sounds” like us. Is that stereotyping? Probably, but we know “us.” If Mo’Kelly is wrong, feel free to check Mo’Kelly accordingly at a later date.
If you’re unfamiliar with Rev. Howell, (another “Thomas” by the way), he was just convicted of aggravated menacing. What that means specifically, Mo’Kelly isn’t sure. But what Mo’Kelly is clear on is that Howell pointed a gun and threatened to shoot a woman for cutting him off…
…While he was on his way to his church the Monday morning of June 23.
Yes, nothing like brandishing a pistol and threatening to kill someone while on your way to your office to conduct “church business.” Some pastors visit members in the hospital, others threaten to put them in the hospital. Some pastors turn the other cheek, others make sure one round is in the chamber.
Different strokes for different folks. We all worship differently. It’s part of what makes America great.
Some pastors try to prepare us for the afterlife…others do their part to help send us into the afterlife. In a way, it could be a full-service business. Bring you to Christ, send you to the afterlife and even deliver the eulogy. That’s a pretty attractive deal. No middlemen anywhere. Some would even call that “efficiency.”
According to “victim” April Evans, Howell pulled up alongside her car, flashed a gun, asked if she knew who she was messing with before threatening to shoot.
Presumably, Howell was trying to save souls for Christ the day before. Monday…Howell was set-trippin’ and trying to regulate on Forest Ave.
This fool (in the biblical sense of the word) actually had the unmitigated gall to ask whether the woman knew who he was?! What if she did?! Nothing like staring down the barrel of a gun and seeing your own pastor ready to pop a cap in you. That’s only mildly unsettling.
(“Pastor” Howell cruises down Burnet Ave. in Walnut Hills, OH…AMG’s B**** Betta Have My Money blares from the car radio. “Pastor“ Howell sings along.)
“There ain’t nutting like Black ***** on my ****. Word to the Mu********* DJ Quick”
(April Evans, talking on her cellphone and unaware of Pastor Howell’s proximity, inadvertently cuts off “Pastor” Howell as she changes lanes prior to turning on to Forest Ave.)
“Oh! Sorry old man…my bad.”
“Oh no this trick did not cut me off?!” (He yells out the window) “Trick you DO know who I am, right? They don’t call me ‘Pastor Strapped’ for nothing…BEEYATCH! WESTSIDE!!!
(April continues to talk, yet frantically on her phone)
“Oh my God Becky, an old man with a crucifix draped from his neck just pulled a gun on me!”
(“Pastor” Howell leans out of his window, driving wildly and erratically a la “The Joker,” waving his “Nina” round and round.)
“Ain’t nuttin’ but a God thang Baby…one loc’ed out Pastor, call me crazay! Misled congregation pays me. Unfadeable so please don’t try to fade me. BEEYATCH! Pushin’ tithes like weight! Pushin’ tithes like weight! G-G-G-G-G- UNIT!”
“Becky, I have to call you back…a 70-year old gangsta pastor is throwing a “W” hand sign with one hand and now there‘s this red light dot on my temple.”
“Shake it like a saltshaker! Shake it like a saltshaker!”
Anyhow…
Judging by the “scene” above as painted by Mo’Kelly, one may get the idea that “April” isn’t African-American. Does Mo’Kelly know for certain? No…but this just “sounds” like a non-African-American woman. If Mo’Kelly is wrong, feel free to check him accordingly at a later date.
Well according to published reports, April AFTER being threatened with a gun by the “God-fearing” pastor, decided to FOLLOW HIM and chase him through Cincinnati.
Mo’Kelly doesn’t know how it goes down in Cincy, but out here in L.A…they SHOOT people in road rage incidents in a heartbeat. If/when someone flashes a gun at you in the midst of profanity-laden insults…the best course of action is to get to safety immediately, not follow him around town and further antagonize him.
If someone threatens you with a gun…Black folks know to take their word for it.
April got off easy. If “Pastor” Howell was thuggin’ for real, the story would have ended quite differently and the criminal charges would have been far more severe.
Mo’Kelly’s just sayin’…”April” doesn’t sound or act like a Sista. A Sista would’ve likely pulled over and let it go.
(Or pulled her own strap).
As of now Howell awaits sentencing, facing six months in jail.
Mo’Kelly would LOVE to be sitting in a pew this Sunday at First Commandment Church of the Living God to hear the “announcements.” That would HAVE to be high comedy.
“And now, Sister Quintonlisha Jones has our church announcements.”
“Good morning ‘chuch.’”
“Good morning Sista Jones.”
“Giving honor to God…Just wanted to give you an update in the life of our church. Remember Bible study is on Tuesday, Mid-week worship is on Wednesday and Thursday is the sentencing hearing for our illustrious pastor. The Missionary Society will be holding a bake sale to raise money for Pastor’s legal fees down in the fellowship hall after service. Let the ‘chuch‘ say Amen.”
“A-Men.”
The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at www.eurweb.com. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discours
e…as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex and Blogburst. For more Mo’Kelly, http://www.MrMoKelly.com.
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Juanita Bynum and Thomas Weeks – ON DIVORCE COURT?!
Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly become any more embarrassing to Jesus Christ or the whole of Christianity…along came (back) Juanita and Tommy.
Mo’Kelly just has no words (for now). Mo’Kelly can’t stop laughing. Divorce Court is putting together a special TWO-PART episode featuring the woman-beater and his fraud of a wife.
Don’t quote Mo’Kelly, but it doesn’t seem that this is the “televangelism” either had in mind, once upon a time. Maybe we can get Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to appear on Judge Judy too and really let him act a fool. Given that Judge Greg Mathis is already on record as not supporting Kilpatrick’s foolishes, that’s one show Kwame WON’T be on…but Judge Judy…Mo’Kelly could see that. Maybe Joe Brown will give Kwame a shot to redeem himself.
Developing!
RELATED: Judge Mathis Declines to Support Kwame Kilpatrick
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From the Associated Press
On ‘Divorce Court,’ televangelist calls her marriage ‘done’
April 22, 2008, 1:25 PM EST
Televangelist Juanita Bynum says in a two-part episode of “Divorce Court” that she’s through with her marriage to minister Thomas W. Weeks III, who is on probation for assaulting her.
In episodes scheduled to air Thursday and Friday, Bynum also says she had thoughts of suicide and weighs in on a case involving domestic violence. When asked what advice she had for women in situations similar to hers, she said, “I have to make a decision … to take the love that I had for him with me.”
In a transcript of the show obtained by The Associated Press, Bynum said she would always love Weeks, but made a decision to “love me more.”
Weeks pleaded guilty in March to assaulting Bynum on Aug. 21 in a hotel parking lot outside of Atlanta; police said Bynum told investigators he choked her, pushed her down and kicked and stomped her.
Weeks was sentenced to three years’ probation and ordered to perform community service and undergo counseling.
Bynum, a prominent televangelist whose message of women’s empowerment resonated with many followers, said she saw signs of trouble in her marriage well before the assault.
“I was just trying to make it work because I don’t like losing relationships,” Bynum told Judge Lynn Toler, who hears cases on the syndicated show distributed by Twentieth Television. “All of this just kept getting swept under the rug … So you begin to adapt to a very wrong and very unhealthy marriage.”
The couple wed in a million-dollar, televised ceremony in 2002 and together wrote “Teach Me How to Love You: The Beginnings.” Bynum filed for divorce a month after the attack.
When asked on “Divorce Court” whether she and Weeks were planning a reconciliation, Bynum said she is “done.”
“I can’t speak for him, but I no longer want the marriage,” she said.
Weeks’ divorce attorney, Randy Kessler, said on Tuesday that the divorce is moving forward. A mediation date is scheduled for May 13.
“Reconciliation is not in the works and not even being discussed now,” Kessler said, adding that the show appearance could affect the mediation.
Bynum also was asked about rumors that she tried to commit suicide.
“Suicide crossed my mind … You know, I felt hopeless,” Bynum said. “I didn’t because the name Bynum represents a legacy of people that have gone before me and had I done that I would have given too much power to an individual to not just wipe me out but to wipe out the integrity of the legacy I was born in.”
Bynum is a former hairdresser and flight attendant who became a Pentecostal evangelist, author and gospel singer. Weeks is the founder of Global Destiny churches.
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After ALL THAT, Bishop Weeks Pleads Guilty?!?!?

On one hand, at least the end of this sad, sordid and stupid story may in fact be near. On the other hand, after all that posturing…all that grandstanding…all those silly press conferences, materials and the like…he pleads guilty?!
He could’ve kept his mouth shut since August and pleaded guilty. The Atlantic Journal Constitution has the story…HERE
In fact, Bishop Weeks and Juanita Bynum had a dual…that’s right…PRESS CONFERENCE. Wanna see it? Here it go!
Click HERE
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Bishop Weeks Finally Releases Tell-All (Rolling Eyes)
If you were of the opinion that Juanita Bynum and Bishop Weeks had had enough of embarrassing one another, you would be misinformed.
No, Mo’Kelly is not talking about whether Juanita Bynum is still supposedly stalling the divorce proceedings. No Mo’Kelly isn’t even referring to alleged secret meetings where the couple made one last ditch effort to reconcile.
Mo’Kelly is talking about the bomb we’ve all been “waiting” for…if you let Bishop Weeks tell ‘the story.’
XXposure PR, the publicist for Bishop Weeks has moved forward with the online release of the book about his stormy marriage to televangelist “Prophetess” Juanita Bynum.
Hallelujah. What could be better than a supposed Bishop desecrating his marriage for the sake of a buck? Who better to disregard the Christian values of turning the other cheek and loving thy neighbor as thyself than a Bishop?
All in the name of a dollar and to save (gasp)…his reputation? We should be able to agree that his reputation is beyond saving, so we’re down to just making a buck. Let’s call it what it is.
Anybody truly interested in “telling the truth” for the sake of the truth being told, doesn’t require people to pay for it. If Bishop Weeks was primarily interested in “telling the truth” he could’ve simply just told the truth and been done with it. Nobody said he “had” to charge folks $13.95 to tell it. Nobody said he had to call a press conference of 4 people to hint at the truth which would come sometime in the future. Nobody said he had to create that sorry video apology. And to be “truthful,” nobody even said he had to beat the crap out of his wife in the first place. All of this was easily avoidable and arguably a product of his own doing.
Could you just imagine if Bishop Weeks were your pastor or Juanita Bynum your minister? Could you just imagine the type of spiritual leadership guiding your congregation from Sunday to Sunday?
“Bishop, my wife and I are going through marital problems and she’s not cooperating.”
“My brother in Christ, kick the crap out her, make sure there are witnesses and then deny everything. Wait a few months and then write a tell-all memoir pandering to the lowest common denominator. Then go spend your money and be sure to give God the glory.”
“Thank you Pastor…God surely uses you. Praise Jesus.”
“Prophetess, my husband verbally and physically abuses me and I can’t get him to stop..”
“Chile…file a police report, dangle that over his head and blackmail him into financially supporting you indefinitely. Also, put together a threshing floor video and beg for 200k from parishioners while encouraging them to buy 5k ballpoint pens. In the meantime, tour the country as the ‘new face of domestic violence’ doing absolutely nothing. In fact, I have a friend over at Essence magazine. Take down this number, they ain’t about nothing…so they’ll be sure to help.”
Mo’Kelly doesn’t need to read Bishop Weeks’ book, What Love Taught Me because the very title itself is misguided and disingenuous.
“Love” doesn’t ‘teach’ vindictiveness. “Love” doesn’t engage in petty public bickering in an effort to “save face.” Mo’Kelly knows. He used to be THE most vengeful and vindictive “ex” on the face of this Earth. Mo’Kelly KNOWS of what he speaks.
One of Mo’Kelly’s favorite hymns goes a little something like this…
“Victory, victory shall be mine. Victory, victory shall be mine. If I hold my peace and let the Lord fight my battles… victory, victory shall be mine.”
Yes, it says “victory” not vindictiveness “shall be mine.” It says “victory,” not vengeance “shall be mine.” If any of you know it, feel free to join on in.
Mo’Kelly isn’t here to preach a word or pass judgment. But it must be said that not only is this behavior pitiful, it’s painful and disappointing. Clowning them both couldn’t convince them to just sit down and “be still.” Impassioned, thought-provoking pleas couldn’t sway either of them to avoid further embarrassing themselves every step of the way.
Angelo Ellerbe, head of the New York based PR firm releasing the book exclaimed, “The truth is no longer on strike and Bishop Weeks has been silent far too long. The book speaks the truth — no more drama, no more tears, no more lies. Enough of this ‘confusement’ park! This book must be released!”
Yes, and this “truth” will set us free, right?
…Uh, no.
And here we are…another embarrassment in the name of worldly approval. Mo’Kelly just thanks the Lord that he’s not connected to either of their ministries.
What Love Taught Me…on sale now from the Bishop who also brought you How to Beat the Crap Out of Your Wife and Pulpit Pimps Up, Holy Ghost Down.
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Dear Rev. Sharpie – Mo'Kelly is Right Again!

Mo’Kelly hates having to keep telling folks “Mo’Kelly told you so” as Mo’Kelly is very humble and very grounded. He NEVER enjoys rubbing his superior intellect in the face of those who disagree with him, especially those pimping African-Americans under the guise of civil rights leadership.
No, never.
Uh, well maybe not “never.”
But Mo’Kelly will bring to light the “coincidence” that once again he was right and Rev. Al Sharpton (Rev. Sharpie) was wrong. Recently Rev. Sharpie called out the media and Congress as to the alleged “unfair” treatment of Barry Bonds in comparison to Roger Clemens.
To which Mo’Kelly responded…
“Barry Bonds’ 2007 indictment for perjury stemmed from 2003 grand jury testimony. Note the math here…
FOUR years.
Clemens finished testifying when? 20 minutes ago? That is “disparate treatment” in and of itself. Couldn’t he have AT LEAST waited until March, or maybe 2009?
At least?!
He’ll get no disagreement from Mo’Kelly that members of the media have been more “kind” and “reluctant to accuse” Clemens of steroid infidelity. Mo’Kelly understands that and isn’t blind to these truths.
But that’s not even close to the issue here. To correctly draw a comparison between the “attack” on Barry Bonds and the “attack” on Roger Clemens, patience was in order. You have to let the fullness of the event play itself out. To use a baseball analogy, you can’t call the game after the 2nd inning and tell Mo’Kelly who won, lost and why. This is simply another example of Rev. Sharpie attempting to pursue questionable exploits and fruitless endeavors.”
- Mo’Kelly: Rev. Al Sharpton Jumps on the Steroid Bandwagon
ESPN is now reporting that the “third inning” has now begun and proven Mo’Kelly right. So in truth, ESPN is really the one saying Mo’Kelly was right…not Mo’Kelly.
Technically.
Anyhow, you read the facts below and then come back and heap praises on Mo’Kelly. Especially you Rev. Sharpie.
UPDATE: 2.28.08 – USAToday is now reporting that the FBI is officially investigating Clemens. See if Sharpie could just hold his drawers for five minutes, he wouldn’t have made himself out to look foolish…again.
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