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Mo’Kelly’s not saying that the National Enquirer is the most trusted source in the world, but more times than not, their stories do manage to stand on their own and survive legal scrutiny.

Mo’Kelly mentions this because if someone alleges in print that you (a public figure) sold cocaine and that injurious information was untrue…somebody usually gets sued for libel.

With that as a precursor, it is being reported that comedian Mo’Nique allegedly cheats on her taxes by not reporting cash payouts for performances.

…oh…and uh used to use AND SELL cocaine too by the way!

(A minor addendum)

Her ex-fiancé Marvin Dawson, who allegedly was engaged to and shacked up with Mo’Nique for three years is spilling the goods…for a price of course.

Mo’Kelly’s not saying that the National Enquirer is the most reputable source in the world…but more times than not, their stories do manage to stand on their own and survive legal scrutiny.

Mo’Kelly’s not even saying “it” is true…but if you don’t or “won’t” sue when someone is paid thousands of dollars to tell “his story” that you’re a drug user, distributor and tax cheat…it most likely means it is.

Mo’Nique…you can’t give something like this a free pass…unless…

What Mo’Kelly is saying is that you need to call Mo’Kelly and straighten this out. Some things you just can’t let go without a response.

But wait, there’s more:

Dude is also alleging that Mo’Nique threaten to have him killed if he ever shared this “information.”

Uh, here are some of Mo’Kelly’s most pressing questions…

1. How is somebody supposed to “use” cocaine as well as sell it during the same time period? Hasn’t everybody seen Scarface? Doesn’t everybody know the rules?

“Don’t get high on your own supply”

2. Hasn’t everybody seen New Jack City? Wasn’t that another cautionary tale of being both the supplier and consumer while working in the illegal pharmaceutical industry? In fact, one could argue that G-Money not only ruined the CMB, but also ruined the future career of actor Allen Payne. If you appear on the TV show House of Payne or think it is funny in any way…you must still be on drugs.

3. If Mo’Nique “threatened” to have you killed if you ever told ANYONE (back when she was largely an unknown entertainment commodity)…what do you think she’d likely do if you told EVERYONE by way of the National Enquirer at the HEIGHT of her popularity? (And got CHEDDAR in the process!).

Probably something like THIS.

4. Conversely, who really would’ve cared about whether Mo’Nique the “star” of The Parkers was slinging powder, especially the National Enquirer back in the day? If the National Enquirer didn’t care that Lil Wayne was running drugs across the border in 2008, we can imagine the magazine wouldn’t have cared either about the supposed Mo’Nique Cartel, whose headquarters were in the kitchen of a then largely unknown comedienne.

5. Can you really call yourself a “man” if you have to resort to telling “your story” about your former lover to the National Enquirer because you have nothing going on in your life? Doesn’t pride alone disallow a “man” to do such a thing?

6. Who the hell IS Marvin Dawson anyhow?

7. Mo’Nique…Mo’Kelly just texted you. Why haven’t you called Mo’Kelly yet and told him the real deal? Let’s get YOUR side out there.

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The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discourse…as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex. For more Mo’Kelly, http://www.MrMoKelly.com.

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Morris W. O’Kelly can be reached at Mo@MrMoKelly.com and he welcomes all commentary.

Mo’Kelly’s not saying that the National Enquirer is the most trusted source in the world, but more times than not, their stories do manage to stand on their own and survive legal scrutiny.

Mo’Kelly mentions this because if someone alleges in print that you (a public figure) sold cocaine and that injurious information was untrue…somebody usually gets sued for libel.

With that as a precursor, it is being reported that comedian Mo’Nique allegedly cheats on her taxes by not reporting cash payouts for performances.

…oh…and uh used to use AND SELL cocaine too by the way!

(A minor addendum)

Her ex-fiancé Marvin Dawson, who allegedly was engaged to and shacked up with Mo’Nique for three years is spilling the goods…for a price of course.

Mo’Kelly’s not saying that the National Enquirer is the most reputable source in the world…but more times than not, their stories do manage to stand on their own and survive legal scrutiny.

Mo’Kelly’s not even saying “it” is true…but if you don’t or “won’t” sue when someone is paid thousands of dollars to tell “his story” that you’re a drug user, distributor and tax cheat…it most likely means it is.

Mo’Nique…you can’t give something like this a free pass…unless…

What Mo’Kelly is saying is that you need to call Mo’Kelly and straighten this out. Some things you just can’t let go without a response.

But wait, there’s more:

Dude is also alleging that Mo’Nique threaten to have him killed if he ever shared this “information.”

Uh, here are some of Mo’Kelly’s most pressing questions…

1. How is somebody supposed to “use” cocaine as well as sell it during the same time period? Hasn’t everybody seen Scarface? Doesn’t everybody know the rules?

“Don’t get high on your own supply”

2. Hasn’t everybody seen New Jack City? Wasn’t that another cautionary tale of being both the supplier and consumer while working in the illegal pharmaceutical industry? In fact, one could argue that G-Money not only ruined the CMB, but also ruined the future career of actor Allen Payne. If you appear on the TV show House of Payne or think it is funny in any way…you must still be on drugs.

3. If Mo’Nique “threatened” to have you killed if you ever told ANYONE (back when she was largely an unknown entertainment commodity)…what do you think she’d likely do if you told EVERYONE by way of the National Enquirer at the HEIGHT of her popularity? (And got CHEDDAR in the process!).

Probably something like THIS.

4. Conversely, who really would’ve cared about whether Mo’Nique the “star” of The Parkers was slinging powder, especially the National Enquirer back in the day? If the National Enquirer didn’t care that Lil Wayne was running drugs across the border in 2008, we can imagine the magazine wouldn’t have cared either about the supposed Mo’Nique Cartel, whose headquarters were in the kitchen of a then largely unknown comedienne.

5. Can you really call yourself a “man” if you have to resort to telling “your story” about your former lover to the National Enquirer because you have nothing going on in your life? Doesn’t pride alone disallow a “man” to do such a thing?

6. Who the hell IS Marvin Dawson anyhow?

7. Mo’Nique…Mo’Kelly just texted you. Why haven’t you called Mo’Kelly yet and told him the real deal? Let’s get YOUR side out there.

RELATED:

FORMER EXCLUSIVE – Writer/Director of Phat Girlz Reaches Out to Mo’Kelly

FORMER EXCLUSIVE – Writer/Director of Akeelah & the Bee Reaches Out to Mo’Kelly

The Mo’Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discourse…as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex. For more Mo’Kelly, http://www.mokellyreport.blogspot.com.

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Morris W. O’Kelly can be reached at mokellyreport@sbcglobal.net and he welcomes all commentary.