Some things are NOT better when cheaper. 12 condoms for 99 cents?! That breaks down to about 8 cents per condom. Mind you, that’s the RETAIL value, AFTER mark up. No, it’s not lost on Mo’Kelly the absurdity of the 99 cent pregnancy test right next to it.
But if (when) the pregnancy test fails, the consequences are far different than when the bargain basement condoms fail.
If you’re not willing to spend a few dollars to get a “real” condom, what’s the point. An 8 cent condom are only useful for those trying to trick their dates…no joke.
The “lubricant” can’t be anything other than cooking oil and/or bacon grease. There’s no spermicidal lubricant, you can best believe.
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