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Tiger Woods Releases 'Another' Statement…Wanda Sykes Clowns…Voicemail Proof!

NOW we’re getting to the heart of the matter.  So do you still think “nothing” happened?  Please stop being so naive people.  As they say, the “cover up” is always worse than the actual crime.  If you want “privacy” Tiger, then probably having multiple trysts is not the way to go.

You can’t have all these indiscretions and THEN call for privacy after you have a CAR ACCIDENT in relation to them.  It is clear the car accident is related to the marital indiscretions. You can’t be a world-famous superstar, cheat on your wife with multiple women and then chastise the world for discussing it, under the veil of “privacy.”

If you are not out in the street, nobody can put your business in the street.  Honestly, Mo’Kelly is less bothered by the women and more bothered by the feigned disgust for “lack of privacy.”

Here is the “voicemail” evidence.

If you want privacy, give up golf and become a recluse.  Lack of “privacy” is part of the “rich and famous” job description.  The endorsements, the magazine covers…aren’t “free.”  They come with a price.  Don’t get brand new when the bill comes due.

"Happy Holidays from the Woods family"

“Better person, better father…I have let my family down?” Why, because Tiger crashed the prized family Escalade?

Exactly.

Mo’Kelly accepts all of your apologies.  Feel free to apologize in the comment section.

Somehow, the classic “I am Tiger Woods” Nike commercial has taken on new meaning.

________

From tigerwoods.com

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

11 Responses to “Tiger Woods Releases 'Another' Statement…Wanda Sykes Clowns…Voicemail Proof!”

  • Mo, this statement actually makes me angrier. It's like what you just wrote above: He wants to have his cake (privacy, in this instance) and eat it too. You can't do that. When you become a public figure, that's the downside of fame; you must let the public know about things YOU DID in public. If he had crashed the car on a private golf course, not as many folks would have cared.

    It's his smug attitude that's making me not like him anymore.

  • Mo'Kelly:

    Zack, that's it exactly. How he handles or addresses these issues with his family…I agree, his private business. But the incidents and issues relating to the marital improprieties are not.

    It is a NEWS item if the greatest golfer in the world has secret trysts with multiple women and it is in DIRECT contradiction to his public persona.

    In contrast, John Daly…we don't care. That's not a story.

    But it is a story and the hubris in which Tiger has approached it bothers both you and me. We know he's human and we know he falls short like the rest of us.

    But don't chastise the media and the fans for following a GENUINE news story. Like I said, we don't need the gory details, but the truth is in order. If it isn't, stop taking endorsement money, stop appearing on magazine covers, stop showing up in commercials. Just play golf and become a hermit.

    If it's "ok" to cover him getting married, it's ok to cover when he strays. Don't involve us in your personal life only when convenient.

  • Cryface:

    Mo…
    Cue up the triumph music..House lights on……..

    "You Were RIGHT"

    Fade to black..exit stage left. Music fades.

    • (Bowing, amid applause…waving to audience)

      Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to accept this award on behalf of all the trailblazing pioneers who came before me. Nostradamus, thank you for the words of support…couldn't have done it without you. Now the rest of y'all need to stop doubting Mo'Kelly!

      Thank you, God bless and goodnight…(beautiful model escorts Mo'Kelly off-stage while he holds statuette)

      (Cut to commercial)

  • Les:

    Mo, that Christmas Card from the Wood’s family was so hilarious. And the Wanda Sykes commentary was very clever (The Black in him bought the Cadillac, the Asian part of him crashed it!). After hearing the newly reported voice mail left on one of his mistresses phones, I get the feeling Tiger is a very timid man who was scarred of his wife. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tiger hadn’t been the victim of spousal abuse in the past and turned to creeping around inorder to not have to deal with the “Viking Bit**.”

    Every time I hear Jazmine Sullivan’s two hits “I’m not afraid of Lions, Tigers and Bears…” and “I Bust the Windows Out Ya Car…,” I’ll be thinking about Tiger Woods and I bet he and his wife will to. I’m surprised that someone hasn’t done a Tiger Woods inspired remix of those two songs on YouTube (hint).

  • Jerk:

    You can't blame Tiger; he's a product of his environment. See, he was taught at an early age not to grip too tight; to try to get a nice, easy lay close to the pole. When Tiger saw that he could make that birdie, he grabbed his wood, approached the neatly trimmed turf, kept his head down, shortened up his stroke, and sank that ball!

    But Mrs. Tiger wasn't feeling birdie; she was feeling more like eagle. So she decided to Caddy, and reintroduced Tiger to the seven iron backswing because of his long ball game.

    Think I got that right! I,m out.

  • Gayle:

    Sport people and preachers should possess a higher standard of living. Unfortunately neither is no better than the other.

  • Moi:

    Wanda has me weak!!! Big Viking b**ch! lmao!!!!

    Poor Tiger… I think his wife might qualify to be more Black than he is after this! LOL

  • The Post's made up cartoon image of Tiger Woods and his wife is shameful; many people will think the image is real.
    There's a reason why I never buy this paper.

  • Gua:

    I'll comment when I stop laughing!!!

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