Criminal Girls with 20 Pearls – Barbara McKinzie's Bibles
December 15th, 2009
Barbarapotamus Cooter
As the fight continues in the courts to secure the future and shape the legacy of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Mo’Kelly was reminded of the parting “gift” Babs gave away during the centennial year.
A Women’s Devotional Bible?
Bible and Babs…same room? Are you serious? Really? This woman puts the “hypo” (hippo) in the “crite.”
Thou shall not steal Barbarapotamus. Thou shall not bear false witness Babs Cooter. Don’t take Mo’Kelly’s word for it…check it out.
Barbarapotamus Please!
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OK…perhaps it's just me…but I thought the Bible would be a constant reminder of GOD's greatness & mercy? Hmmmm…interesting.
To Critical Thinker,
You are right. The line should have read " The Bible is a constant reminder of GOD's greatness as well as the foundation and principles that Alpha Kappa Alpha was founded on." I guess that's too much like right.
When I saw the Bible at the conference (and this was before I knew anything about what was going on) I had a deeply uneasy feeling. I firmly believe that we should all strive to be spiritual. BUT we/ one human is NOT the Spirit. I felt that BAM had placed herself on a seriously inappropriate level. The mega size pictures of her everyehere inluding her picture in the Bible (does she think she wrote it?) it was too much. Alpha Kappa Alpha is a sisterhood founded on the principle of community service and I will NOT be part of some nutty cult.
You have to be seriously unbalanced to think your picture ANYWHERE within the covers of a Bible is either appropriate or a good idea on any level. But I'm just sayin'…
I remember the AKAs I worked with coming back from boule pissed about that. I remember one say, "How dare this woman put her picture in the Bible!" She got issues.
Wow! I got the Bible as a gift for a friend who is also an AKA. Didn't even notice. I attended Boule, I honestly have to admit that I focused more on the content of the Bible and not the comments of BAM. I choose to believe her intent was not as it is being perceived. But again, that goes back to the contents within.. A picture in a Bible does not change the Word, and will have no affect on those seeking it.To those deeply offended cut out that page. I promise you it will have no impact on "the rest of the story"…
Registered Boule attendees who paid the $500 registration fee did not receive the Bible as a gift if you missed the Sunday moring Ecumenical Service…….Yes, Sorors who registered but, due to personal/family obligations were not able to arrive until later in the day. Then, they turned around and sold the Bibles to Sorors who wanted the Bible. If the Bible was a Centennial gift it should have been included with Soror's registration material. Seems like everything is about the almighty $$$$$$$$$$!
Carrie: I don't think anyone here believes this page changes the meaning and power of His Word. What is being discussed is BAM's audacity to put her picture in the Bible and the wording of the letter which speaks volumes about her egotistical mindset. The Bible should be a reminder of the principles AKA was founded on and should continue to honor…not its own greatness. Romans 12:3
Barbara A Mc Kinzie, what happened to 'THOU SHALL NOT STEAL"?
Thanks for clarifying Critical Thinker. I was perplexed by some of the comments.
Mo -- you absolutely SAID IT. The more I read about this woman, the more I go WOW. What is she going to do next, REWRITE the Bible and put herself as parting the Red Sea! I would rip out and burn her picture and send her the ashes.
I can't get past the line, "This Bible is a keepsake…" REALLY? Maybe if it was more of a WORKBOOK, we'd be working wit sumthin right about now. Repentance. And restoration for the Weeping Ivy.
The only thing left for "Saint BAM" to do is to sell samples of her bathwater. That is the only thing left about her that she has not consecrated to date. Thank goodness the end is very near for her and her fellow conspirators--what a Merry Xmas that will be.
"Saint BAM"…I like that. That will be used down the road, for sure.
..And then Adam gazed upon BAM and said, "What!?! I gave up a rib for THAT!?!"
Turn with me to the Book of Bam 10:100 where, right before she is turned into a pillar of fertilizer, BAM receives this admonition: "Ye viper's brood, who warned you to escape from the coming retribution? Then prove your repentence by the retirement funds you bear. Do not presume to say to yourself, "We have Cooter on retention". I tell you, Cooter can get billable hours from these stones here. Already the axe has been laid to the roots of your greed, and any misdeeds you have done that fail to produce good excuse will cut you down and throw you onto the fire. I chastise you with wit and spirit, but he who comes after me is mightier than I. I am not fit to carry his service revolver. He will chastise you with a long jail sentence and you will get FIRED!"
Actually Disappointed Actually… I am ROTFLOL…Please don't get with Mo' Kelly to cowrite one of his excellent videos….The Book Of BAM that is great!!!
IDEA!!!!!!! light bulb…..DING DING DING DING!!!!!!! a holiday movie starring St. BAM!
Twas the night before Christmas and through AKA House, only one creature was stirring: a Barbarapotomous LOUSE.
Weeping Ivy Eight had been hung with such devilish care, BAM saw not her own hoof getting caught in the snare.
Since the sorors were nestled all snug in their boule, dreaming visions of service; for which BAM demands pay
She in her voluminous panties, Subway Party Sub: a lite snack, had settled on her porcelain throne to take a huge c--p
When out on her grazing field there arose such a clatter, she waddled (toilet paper stuck to slipper) to the window to see what was the matter
The moon on the breast of the well trampled slush gave the lustre of a cattle trail all clouded with dust, when what to BAM's wondering eyes should there be, but a Confederate Flag and 'ol General Lee
With sloven DUI driver, doing tequila shooties, BAM knew in a moment, "Must be that damn COOTIE!" Quick as projectile vomit ol' Cooter he came,
As he peeled out, burning 'donuts' that spelled out his name
"Now Couter, now Glenn Beck, Gretchen Carlson, you vixen; On Hannity, O'Reilly, on Oxycontin (Limbough blitzed again)
Uber Right of all issues, cheer on the country's fall, now bitch away, bitch away, bitch away all!"
Like dried cow paddies when met with cow flatulence flies, then climbs up your nose and gets into your eyes,
So right through the wall ol' General Lee flew, with a backseat full of empties, and a drunk Cooter, too. Then in a twinkling he was sprawled on the floor, streaming obscenities and yelling, "You WHORE!!!"
His breath filled the room, from the floor to the roof, and BAM knew it was moonshine, at least 180 proof. As she figured out what to do with this clown, he sprung to his feet and staggered around.
His clothes were all wrinkled, like he slept in his suit, stained with cigarette ashes and dried and stale puke. a Bundle from Hooters that was stuck to his back, produced a thin stream of spittle down his jowls all aslack
His eyes, how blood shot. His shingles like a berry. His cheeks were like hamhocks, in his nose lived a canary. His drooling mouth was drawn up like a fez, and what was down on his chin looked like a dirty sanchez.
The stump of a pipe he held in his teeth, and it contained crack was BAM's firm belief. He had a florid face and a pregnant woman's belly and passed gas as he walked so where he went it was smelly.
He was stubby and crass, a lecherous elf, and BAM shuddered to think he represented herself.
With a leer and a wink, he fondled his little Cootie, and BAM thought to herself, "I better cover my booty!"
He said nothing intelligible, just went right to work, and filled all BAM's stockings from the object that he jerked.
And laying his finger aside of his nose, to keep from nodding, up a rolled hundred powder rose
He stumbled to General Lee, with curses and scorn, stomped the gas to the floorboards and layed on the horn.
As he drove through the other wall and disappeared from sight, I heard him scream, "Screw you Beyatchs! Now do I turn left or right…?"
Stop taking my jokes ADA…you're going to make my movie less funny!
But I will say this…the Grinch will be prominently featured. 
I am humbled to be considered in league with greatness. Mo, you da man! Except no substitutes!
@ Actually disappointed Actually…gurrrl! You out did yourself. Your eloquent ditty is too funny. I have read so many interesting, witty, thought provoking commentaries during this unbelievable time in our history. Thanks for the brevity. And Mo…I don't think it's possible for your movies to be less funny. Do yo thang!
Actually Disappointed Actually..The last time I laughed this hard was the B & C Love Story…I mean falliing on the floor, tears rolling. snot flying (very unladylie). THAT WAS TOO FUNNY….Thank you so much. I get so disheartened by this mess. When I can get a good laugh, it's wonderful. I'm waiting for Mo' to tickle my funny bone now. It is SO GOOD to get some humor from this!! We take it seriously, but we need a break.
Actually my props to you! Mo my props to you as well. I laughed my head off when I received my bible and saw SatanBam or whatever you call her. Actually D very nice literature! Oh St. Bam.
BAM has been up and about this holiday season. She attended on of the largest holiday party of the year (Holiday Affair, Theta Omega chapter, Chicago). I want you to know that Sorors did not even want to go on the floor and sing the National Hymn because she was there. She will go down in history as the worse National President. We all are waiting on the judge's ruling. Hope it will happen soon. Continue to pray and support the FWI.