Mo’Kelly couldn’t make this up, even if he tried. And whoever says people don’t celebrate the 4th of July outside of the United States, let this be proof that you’re wrong. Folks just celebrate in “a different way” and at a different time of the year. In fact, the celebration is well-underway and we’re on the precipice of June. Think of it this way, SOMEBODY was “celebrating” their independence, kinda…sorta…uh, not really.
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Yes, there’s a picture (though blurred out) of the “victim.” Nothing like a photo of you in a hospital bed with your Johnson detonated. That is the definition of adding insult to injury. Someone clearly snapped a camera phone photo without dude’s permission and then sold it. That just ain’t right…
A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.
The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.
When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.
Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.
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