Mike "Teethson"...err Tyson

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Yes, you read that right.  Mike Tyson, who ascended to the throne and took the crown of “King of the Woman-Beaters” with the passing of Ike Turner, had this to say on Chris Brown…

“It’s none of my business, but you know what I say about that? I understand the situation. I understand passion with young kids,” Tyson, 42, tells MTV News.

“My personal opinion about that is, he’s just a baby,” adds the former heavyweight champ, who is the subject of a new documentary, “Tyson,” out Friday. “He’s just a little baby that don’t know how to handle his emotions when it comes to a woman. And he probably hears this and thinks, ‘I know how to handle my emotions’; we all think we do.”

“But the fact [is], you look at this person and you might be crazy in love, but we don’t know how to handle those feelings.”

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When Mo’Kelly wants advice on going to jail for raping a woman…Mike Tyson will be the one he dials up.  When Mo’Kelly wants a tip or two on how to beat the snot out of his wife right before interviewing with Barbara Walters…Mike Tyson is to whom I will turn.  Just because you are an authority on beating and raping women, that doesn’t make you an authority on the psychology behind it.  Crazy people are not de facto “experts” on what makes other people crazy or their crazy behavior.

Moving right along.  And in other news today…

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